Dr Evil Laser

Hmm

*ah f**k not this again*

Hey baby, do you like sales?

























Cuz clothes are 100% off at my place

*is kinda getting scared*

Are you my pinky toe? Cuz I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight

*oh shit*

Your hand looks heavy, want me to hold it for you?

*less intense*

This pick up lines aren't the only intense thing you're gonna witness tonight

*scared*

O

you have that look in your eye.

Makes sense

*runs away*

O

you look like you are about to lenny me hard.

*how many nnn passes do you have because im taken.*

*27*

*who is she and is she in your basement*

No comment

*very much so.*

Lol

n o p l z

That's what she said

*slowly backing away*

Y

y e s

That's what she said

becuz this is getting very intense

I n t e n s e

*very scared*

Y

*intensely scared*

I n t e n s e

*sees coffee table in background* *slowly backs away*

*gets that look in my eye*

*dammit not like that*

Said

That's what she says

*ooooooh fuk*

Exactly

hey baby, i'll treat ya like my homework. slam ya on the table and do you all night long!

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