Why do I do this to myself?

hey there

Hello

Are you my toe

cuz im gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight

Dear god-

S T O P R E C Y C L I N G Y O U R F L I R T S

I found this when I randomly clicked on your profile so
Your so hot I need a burn heal

Oof

(let me just say I'm really gay and this is just to f**k with you because why not)
Well hey there. Normally I'd come up with a nice pickup line but the dairy company down the road took them for being incredibly cheesy.

lol

Honey, im no weatherman, but expect a few inches tonight~

Why tf did I do this?

S U F F E R M O R E

Ahhhhhhh

Free pass from a comment of cringe

Thank god

xD

Some of these have been extremely cringe

I've seen

Yeah...

are you a chicken because you are impeccable

I guess I am