Lol like wtf

Striker: if liu is in the mansion imma kill him

Alice: lol

Ash: tonight imma teach everyone how to vandalize buildings

Alice: lol oke

Ash: I have toilet paper, spray paint and hammers, *sighs* how I love causing mayhem

Alice: one time I smashed a window, and my “friend” was like: What the hell are you doing?! And I said: it’s just pure mindless vandalism and then she said: Are you mentally deficient!? *giggles* and I said, if I was mentally deficient I would’ve missed XDDD

Ash: *laughs* when I first started the thug life, I vandalized my cousin’s house and he is like “are you mentally stable?” And I’m like no. No I’m not

Alice: XD

Ash: then I get arrested and my mom is like do you wanna be a cruel criminal and I’m like “if I didn’t why is this my third time being arrested?”

Alice: lol

Ash: and now, look we’re I am about it meet slenderman and join the others!

Alice: fine, but if slendy kills me, it’s your fault

Ash: thanks
Striker: what about me
Ash: here, *he kicks striker in the face* *and most of ash’s skin has a tattoo on it*

Alice: XD

Ash: *he throws striker into a tree, knocking him out* thanks *mind: am I really going inside the mansion?*

Alice: yea, whatever

Ash: *he unloads all his spray paint*

*a little kid runs past them*

Ash: ...was that a...child? Wait if it’s a little kid then I must have seen striker *rekt*

Alice: yes...it was...

Ash: I love scaring children! And taking their money

Alice: *sings*
There's a war inside my head
Sometimes I wish that I was dead, I'm broken
So I call this therapist
And she said, "Girl, you can't be fixed, just take this."

Ash: *sings*
This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don’t belong
Who would’ve guessed it?

Alice: I'm tired of trying to be normal
I'm always over-thinking
I'm driving myself crazy
So what if I'm f**king crazy?

Ash: it’s hard just to say
A little eenie thing
Why am I so messed up?

Alice: And I don't need your quick fix
I don't want your prescriptions
Just 'cause you say I'm crazy
So what if I'm f**king crazy?
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Mental out my brain, bad shit go insane,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you

Ash: yeah
I wake up every morning with my head up in a daze
I don’t know if I should say this, f**k I’ll say it anyways
Yeah I battle with depression and the question still remains
Is this post-dramatic stressing or am I suppressing rage
And my therapist will tell me that I’m going through a faze
I don’t know if it’s a faze I just wanna feel okay

Alice: I've been searching city streets
Trying to find the missing piece like you said
And I say child don't need to find
There's not a single thing that's wrong with my mind
Yeah, I'm tired of tryna be normal
I'm always over-thinking
Driving myself crazy
So what if I'm f**king crazy?

Ash: and it’s probably my demons are simultaneously rage
It obliterates me
Enhialates me
Cause I’m about to break down
Searching for a way out
I’m a layer
I’m a cheater
I’m a tough believer
I’m a popular popular monster
Break down
Falling into love now
I’m falling apart
I’m a popular popular monster

Alice: And I don't need your quick fix
I don't want your prescriptions
Just 'cause you say I'm crazy
So what if I'm f**king crazy?
I'm gonna show you
Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Mental out my brain, bad shit go insane,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you

Ash: I feel like a rat trapped in a maze
Every wall that I knock down it’s just a wall that I replace
And yeah try to steady pace
How the f**k will I escape
Break down
Crash my car just to feel again
It obliterates me
Anitalates Me
Cause I’m about to break down
Searching for a way out
I’m a lier
I’m a cheater I’m a tough believer
I’m a popular popular monster
Break down
Falling into love now
I’m falling apart
I’m a popular popular monster

Alice: ...

Striker: *gets drunk and ready to beat up liu*

Alice: *walks out of the mansion, carrying an axe and knife, with her hood pulled up*

Striker: *walks up to liu but gets stabbed by him and he passes out because he got too drunk*

Alice: *glances at a couple kids lost in the woods* well f**k

Human omen: were am I?

(Is he near Alice?)

(Yeah)
Ash: honestly, I just want a place to play airsoft

Alice: *walks past them*

Ash: hi, do you know were the hell this place is?

Alice: ye XD

Ash: *he walks up to slenderman* hi

(Am I being Slenderman or are you? I’m not very good at being characters besides my oc’s XD)

(I’ll be slenderman)
Slenderman: alice, who is this?

(K thx)
Alice: this is Ash...

Slenderman: okay... who’s ash?
Ash: very nice to meet you

Alice: *pulls her hood down*

Slenderman: ash?
Ash: I am a thug, and alice was wondering if I could live in the mansion
Slenderman: *looks at the most wanted poster* what did you do to have a 2 million reward?
Ash: I’m a most wanted criminal

Alice: ...

Slenderman: alice, what do you think?

Alice: No...I’m with Liu and Toby...

Ash: okay...

Alice: ...

Ash: ...

Alice: *silent*

Ash: *awkward silence*

Alice: o hell no you’re not

Striker: I hate him, that son of a bitch

Alice: don’t f**king touch Liu

Striker: we get into fights all the time, we almost kill each other

Alice: I swear to god, if you touch Liu, I’m going to f**king kill you

Striker: *laughs*

Alice: what’s so funny?

Striker: we are constantly at each other’s throats

Alice: -_-

Striker: I have to go home *he goes to a garage and starts lifting 500 pound weights*

Alice: :3

Ash: ;3

Alice: lol

Ash: UwU

Alice: XD

Ash: XD

Alice: lol

Ash: indeed

Alice: XD

Ash: :P

Alice: ;3

Ash: >3

Alice: XD

Ash: :P

Alice: >3

Ash: liu gonna be mad XD

Alice: not just Liu...

Ash: oop

Alice: Toby too...I don’t think he’ll hurt me again though...

Ash: oh, so are we a ship?

Alice: I’d kill them...but...we’re not allowed

Ash: I don’t see any fun in killing someone who’s defenseless

Alice: there’s no point in leaving them alive either though

Ash: yeah, I see your point there...

Alice: they’re a wast of space

Ash: yes, a waste of effort and time

Alice: yea

Ash: are weapons allowed?

Alice: duh XD

Ash: okay *he keeps his spiky choker and spiky bracelet on And his skull jewelery and his pistol and machete*

*waste

Alice: okay...

Ash: yep

Alice: ...

Ash: wanna do the fist one?

Alice: ye

Ash: okay

- a couple teens walk past-

Ash: hmmmmm

Alice: ?

Ash: ready?

*the wind blows her skirt up*
Alice: 0//0 *pushes it down*

Ash: *he is sweating so he takes his shirt off, he has tattoos all over*

Alice: I’m gonna go on a killing spree...

Ash: can I come?

Alice: sure

Ash: *he puts his ripped coat back on* thanks *he grabs his shotgun*

Alice: np

Ash: let’s go

Alice: -ight

Ash: so, were are we going?

Alice: yep

Ash: let’s do this

Alice: *grabs one of them by the arm and drives the knife straight into their chest*

Ash: *shoots one of them* good job...

Alice: I could make a mess...but I won’t

Ash: okay...

Alice: XD

Ash: this is fun with you...

Alice: *small smile*

Ash: *smiles back*

Alice: I think it’s a good idea...

Ash: thanks
Slenderman: well, I don’t see why not

Alice: I dunno how cheesecake man, Hoodie and Toby are gonna react but okay XD

Ash: yep... *walks into the mansion* hey guys

*Masky and Hoodie glance at him, silent*

Ash: I’m new here

(Should we do a time skip to after theyrea introduced to each other?)

*they’re

(Yeah)

(-ight)
Alice: *grabs a knife from the kitchen*

Ash: *working out*

Alice: -ight

Ash: yup

Alice: *puts her knife in her pocket*

Ash: *grabs his spiky knuckle weapon and a shotgun* ready?

Alice: ye

Ash: okay

Alice: ...

Ash: *he sneaks out*

Alice: *walcc*

Ash: okay, here we are

Spiked brass knuckles*

Alice: -ight

Ash: yep

Alice: *small smile*

Ash: :)

Alice: :3

Ash: :3

Alice: XD

Ash: ...

Alice: lol

Ash: let’s do this thing *he gets ready*

Alice: it doesn’t really matter

Ash: okay

Alice: ye

Ash: how about next to the supermarket?

Alice: sure

Ash: okay

Alice: we’ll probably get caught though

Ash: okay, hm any ideas?

Alice: I mean, we could just kill whoever sees

Ash: that works to

Alice: *goes to her room*

Ash: *playing a sad tune his acoustic guitar in his room quietly*

Alice: *starts cutting her wrists*

Ash: *he starts singing*
I try to survive
I try to stay alive
But life won’t work out

I try to live
I try to calm down
But this never ending pain...

NO! I will never make it
OH! It’ll never be “good”
I am dying....
I am dying...

Alice: ...

Ash:
So here I am,
On the ground
Fading
Away.... *the end*

Alice: *watches the blood drip off her wrist*

Ash: *he walks down the hallway*

*Alice’s door is open*

Ash: *sees alice* no...

Alice: it’s Slenderman’s forest...

Ash: FINALLY! I get to meet my idol
Human omen: wait, can slenderman come and cut me?

Alice: he’s not gonna let you near the mansion...

Ash: can he come here so I can get his name cut on my arm?
Human omen: let’s go dude

Alice: -_- wtf

Ash: but, he inspired me to become a gangster

Alice: *face palm*

Ash: *pulls out a wanted poster that says “ash reward 2 million dollars*

Alice: *silent*

Ash: I need someplace to hide *he hears a police chopper and he shoots it down*

Alice: nothing...

Ash: okay *he goes back to his room*

Alice: *shuts her door*

Ash: *sings*
When the lights go out
Know that I am never to far away
When the sun burns down
I’ll be waiting on the brighter side of grey

Alice: *sits on the floor*

(Lookup brighter side of grey on YouTube that’s what he’s singing)

(Oke)

(Yup)

(Lol)

Ash: *done with the song*

Alice: what?

Ash: *takes the knife* why?

Alice: I mean, why not?

Ash: nvm, just please, some people care about you

Alice: I can’t feel the pain...

Ash: *hugs*

Alice: *hug*

Ash: *huggos*

Alice: *sighs*

Ash: ?

Alice: Crazy, crazy, yeah I'm gonna show you
Crazy, crazy, yeah I'm gonna show you
Crazy, crazy
Tired of tryna be normal
I'm driving myself crazy
And I don't need your quick fix
I don't want your prescriptions
Just 'cause you say I'm crazy
So what if I'm f**king crazy?!

Ash: cause I’m about to break down
Searching for a way out
I’m a lier
I’m a cheater
I’m a tough-believer
I’m a popular popular monster

Alice: Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Mental out my brain, bad shit go insane,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you

Ash: *realized they just sung together* O///O

Alice: ...*pulls her hood up and goes outside*

Ash: y-your voice is beautiful *he covers his face*

Alice: t-thanks

Ash: *his hair blows, revealing a scar across his eye* y-your welcome *he starts playing his acoustic guitar*

*the wind blows Alice’s hair and skirt*

Ash: O////O *he starts punching his punching bag*