It's only possible to buy used mirrors.

OMG

“Definition” may be the only word that nobody has to look up.

def·i·ni·tion
/ˌdefəˈniSH(ə)n/
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noun
1.
a statement of the exact meaning of a word, especially in a dictionary.
"a dictionary definition of the verb"
2.
the degree of distinctness in outline of an object, image, or sound, especially of an image in a photograph or on a screen.
"the clarity and definition of pictures can be aided by using computer graphics"

The ease with which you can pull people out of their cars in the Grand Theft Auto games shows that no one has their seatbelt on

lol

Everyone has a skeleton. It’s no big deal. It’s when you have more than one that people get funny about it.

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Oxygen is deadly, 100% of people who take in oxygen will die.

o

yeah

XD

what

What u said

oh ok

Oh my god-

Plastic dinosaurs are made out of plastic, and plastic is made out of oil, and oils comes from fossil fuels, and fossil fuels come from ... Actual dinosaurs. So dinosaurs never really left

Dude

People will eat a whole pan of bread sticks but won't eat the crust off a pizza.

I do

The internet has taught us more about acceptance than school has.

True

Someone decided to put a random chicken egg in their mouth which eventually led to us consuming it.

Bruh

Horoscopes tell us how our day is gonna be and then give us advice to not make our day that way..

Dude

what

The train thing lol

it crashed my brain

Bro

Swearwords are considered as "mature language", but if you use them frequently you're looked upon as "immature".

Y o

Tom and Jerry f**ked up that guys house

XD

People have used "LOL" for so long, that just saying "haha" sounds weird.

Why is that so true

You're in the back of a train going at the speed of light then you sprint to the front of the train, wouldn't that mean you would be going faster than the speed of light??

well no theres the ones that have weird dull stuff on it

Clapping is giving yourself a hi five for someone else's hard work

lol

all of the parent brother

I wouldl!!
The text side

Ya

Me lol

Yes

Yes