SO YOU THINK IT'S MY FAULT I DON'T HAVE LIBERAL FRIENDS? LET ME EXPLAIN. IF YOU'RE A LIBERAL, YOU WANT TO TURN THE U.S. INTO A SOCIALIST PIT OF POVERTY, AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT LIBERALS WANT TO TURN THE U.S. INTO A SOCIALIST PIT OF POVERTY, THEN YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO HOLD DOWN YOUR END OF A CONVERSATION. EITHER WAY, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU, SO WHY BE FRIENDS?