Sad potato cat

Fail lol

FAIL

[Picture of memer]

Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(not really a turn on[unless...], that's more of the kinda thingI'd blush at.)

._.

Nani???

There's a lot of things that turn me on other than that tho,

hMmMmMMm

Just try again lol. I have a super easy turn on (aside from what I already said) if you can find what it is. (hint: it's an image)

Uhhhh

GUESS (I swear to god if you're thinking what I'm guessing you're thinking NO IT AIN'T)

(wait what am I thinking

(Idk I'm just guessing what you're thinking. My mental process is f***ed up.) (Hint #2: Female. RvB.)

UhHhhhHH

Let's just say RvB cosplayers that are females are HOT. (*bisexualness intensifies*)

Oh teah

Why must they be so hot though-

*screams in bi disaster*

*screams in more gay but not 100%*

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that's where ur going

Wh-

Nani???

I brought a sack of potatoes.

Wh-

Potatoes are my children-

Lol
A potato who's your age

Oh lordy-

You would smash it
Mashed potatoes

No.

Also a 14 year old potato... wouldn't it be moldy? *shivers*

Hahahahaha
Your gender is a potato?
Yeah in general
It would be moldy.

Yes. I identify as potato

I identfy as a helix fossil

Good for you