please get some help, if you actually feel this way. for example, therapists, psychologists, friends, family, you get the point
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Go***amn where tf are your brain cells at? Re read what I said very carefully. Now understand that the whole situation was not a joke and actually happened
ok jeez im sorry. i just was trying to give you some advice, and anyways. its the internet: I assume everything is a joke regardless whether or not if you said if its a joke or not. you know why? I'm a redditor, so literally people joke about killing themselves cos they think its funny.
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I wasn’t joking about killing myself. I’m also not going to kill myself. I’m saying I said that line to a girl and that is what got me laid for the first time. Also that comment you deleted was one of the best comebacks I have ever read. Good job on you part.
well i thought the comeback was a little uncalled for so I deleted it. also uh how? i mean, I guess that it might work but the fact that somebody laid you instead of trying to get you help when you said that is kindof weird to me, but ok.
lmao I'm going to save that comeback for another time. maybe when I get into an argument on reddit with some karen or some shit
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Lol well I was kinda a dick so I had it coming. I hope you get to use it some day tho
also how does one die from toaster bath? i mean I've stuck my finger in a lightbulb socket (don't f**king ask I was young) and the worst thing that happened was a little burn, but a toaster bath will instantly kill you?
like I kinda want to know whats going on to the point where you die. see I'm actually considering suicide, and I have a very good reason to, at least in my opinion. but im probably only going to kill myself after I graduate highschool, so I kindof want suggestions on any methods.
also yes I know the f**king irony of me wanting to killmyself while trying to give other people help about them killing themselves. im dumb
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Hey bud, please don’t actually kill yourself. Also the reason it would kill you to do that is because the water conducts a lot of electricity, therefore it will draw a lot more energy from the power grid. This in turn will kill you. You body doesn’t conduct electricity as well so it’s not going to draw as much energy from the grid. I don’t recommend doing this tho. It would be instant death. I don’t recommend doing any of that. I attempted suicide with a gun. I ended up pointing the gun away from why head right before I pulled the trigger. The gun when off tho. Not fun. Please don’t commit suicide.
