OKAY, STORY TIME. ONCE I WAS GOING TO A TRUNK OR TREAT WITH MY COUSINS, AND THEY HAD AN INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSE THERE. OF COURSE MY COUSIN AND I RACED THE WHOLE TIME. BUT MY COUSIN ALWAYS GOT STUCK BEHIND A SLOW MOVING TWO YEAR OLD IN A HOTDOG COSTUME. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY TO PEOPLE I DISLIKE, "MAY YOU ALWAYS GET STUCK BEHIND THE HOTDOG."