ME: *SITTING ON BED, STARING AT WALL*; MOM: HEY (MY NAME) GET DRESSED! ME: *CONTEMPLATING LIFE* IF SOMEONE STARTED DROPPING SOME SICK BEATS IN JURASSIC ARK, WOULD THEY BE A VELOCIRAPPER? MOM: WHAT? ALSO ME: STORES SHOULD SELL FIVE PACKS OF BUTTERFINGER BARS AND CALL THEM BUTTERHANDS. JUST GET DRESSED! MOM: