THERE IS A YOUNG LAD WAITING AT THE CORNER SHOPPE'S COUNTER, HE HATH BEEN WAITING THERE, WAITING HALF THE DAY; THEY NEVER EVER SEETH HIM FROM THE TOP, HE GETTETH BULLIED, PUSHED TO THE FLOOR; HE GETTETH TO HIS FEET AND HE SAYETH:; 'WHAT ABOUT ME? THIS IS SO UNFAIR, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, NOW I WANTETH MINE SHARE, CANST NOT THOU SEEST, I WANTETH TO LIVETH YET THOU GIVEST LESS THAN THOU TAKEST!'