My dog: *walks away*
Me:; WELL, WHEN YOU GO DON'T EVER THINK I'LL MAKE YOU TRY TO STAY AND MAYBE WHEN YOU GET BACK I'LL BE OFF TO FIND ANOTHER WAY AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME THAT YOU STILL OWE
YOU'RE STILL THE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING, I DON'T KNOW
SO TAKE YOUR GLOVES AND GET OUT BETTER GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN WHEN YOU GO AND WOULD YOU EVEN TURN TO SAY "I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I DID YESTERDAY?"