Laughing Leo

Convince you to not delete

how the f**k could you convince him not to if he already has

XD
I would hunt him down!
He probably has an alt!

no

What?

I donf have an alt
Actually i do but i forget the password to the account and the email

D o n f

stupid touch screen keyboard

L o l

Oh
Ok

I would delete if you did

Why is this starting to become a trend-

Hunt you down and force you to make a new account

Would grab my casket my friends bought me for my birthday, drive to the nearest waterfall, get nailed in and plummet.

Would drive to Framingham's Amtrak station and jump in front of a train

*Coughs* aCtUaLlY
The trains at the station don't have enough speed to fatally kill you, you'd be better off two crossings (inbound) down from the station.

I'd check the schedule, stand on the tracks a few minutes before it pulls in and await death.

They are too slow pulling into the station, and even if it's an express train it'll be slow. Even if there wasn't the sharp curve in the outbound direction that requires all trains to slow down, it is within yard limits so all trains must reduce speed. There is a switch to Adesa that can't be hit at speed, and the police officer stationed there would see you trespassing and put a stop to it.

Then ill be laying down so I get turned into a bloody, sinewy nicø pancake

Since it is a straight approach from both sides (semi straight inbound) engineers are trained to respond to such situations and will apply emergency brakes

it's not that, there are just better methods of railroad related suicide than jumping in front of a train at a low speed three railroad busy station

Okeh
Or I could just impale myself with a tripod through the heart.

Thats illegal

How tho?

The bow chika bow wow was what i was takin about

Lol

just wait for the inbound (CHI->BOS) Lake Shore Limited (#448, arrives on outbound track) hop on the back of the last car then jump off before it hits the curve

not sharp enough.

Bow chika wow wow

You can get impaled by blunt objects with enough force-

lol

jump of the rear of an Amfleet or Superliner at speed

o.0
I know where that is!

On vacation dad would get us breakfast from that bakery.

Time to track you down.

how can you track me down from that map

Not at all, but I have further resources. . .

good for you

Not so good for you-

Start destroying all my major capillaries, arteries and blood vessels one by one with a sharp broken spatula.

Turn off all the light and block out all light, lay on the floor with no food water or sleep until I die.

Scream until my pathetic lungs burst.

Get a shotgun on ya ass 🔫👿