Why yes, I would love to press 1 to hear this special offer.

no no no what you do is you just waste there time say you are Michael Scott and have it unfold from there

Sometimes I do that. Sometimes I threaten their life. Sometimes I try to interrogate them. It's all dependent on what mood I'm in.

*clapping* I applaud you

no, no, you put your phone under a pan and when the scammer calls you exclaim something, and then beat the pan with a wooden or metal spoon

that's a good one ima need to remember that

I bet if you read it you would be like oh no

i'm not. India is one of the most corrupt country

What you need to do is start going off on a tangent about Skylander's and Disney Infinity, how they are the same thing. Confuse the heck out of them.

I'm Indian

I agree India sucks

hey it be true

India doesn't suck...America has less overall corruption but the schemes are humungous. So America has less overall but much bigger corruption. Donald Trump is like the average Indian Politician.

so overall the Indians suck and America sucks

i think i said..