Yes, I do consider myself a professional trick or treater

RECCESSSSSS GIMMIE-

NO NO ME TOOOOOOOOOO

the fact that there's not a single crunch bar

What if I told you I don't like those

*breaks your shell*

*bites your neck*

wat

Not my fault some people don’t have any brain cells where I trick or treated

They don't even taste that good(don't come at me)-

BITC-

I said DON'T come at me, ya little shit

*fighting back the urge to absolutely murder you* uuuuurgh FINE

Y'know what murder me I'm already a ghost-

I'm already a ghost =_=

They all look delicious.

That’s from maybe 25 houses

Lucky. I would usually get 5 thousand packets of nerds and a couple chocolate items

i got one small box of nerds lol

Lol. That is all I would get lol

noice

lol

AAAAAAAAAH I NEED THIS MUCH CANDY

What do you want? Got a wide variety

Ooh, let's see Recess Recess Recess! I forgot the spelling... Did I spell Recess right? Idk it is me and my mom's favorite candy actually.

woahhh SHAME THAT THERES NO CRUNCH BARS THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN *scoffs*

WELL IM SORRY THAT MY FRIENDS 25 NEIGHBORS ARE IDIOTS

lol

where are the butterbars

butterbars?

*triggered in simpsons fan* its a candy bar that was made in the 80s-90s that was actually endorsed by bart simpson in the commercials

never heard of it, but you have the right to homer simpson strangle me

*strangles you like homer*

*dies*

Ha

its a treehouse of horror tho, so, *does nelson haha*

*turns into spider homer* haha

f**k

ha