WTF?!

I hope it’s fake

(Aside from the Brazillian part cause I'm not Brazillian) Why does that seem like something I'd do tho?

wha- how-

I mean I've swallowed some pretty weird shit (that includes "slime" and that shit has bleach in it-)

Immma just pretend I never dare that

Let's say I was very retarded when I was 11-

XD

Here's a few things out of the shit I ate when I was 11:

- Slime

- A f**king bar of soap

- Gum (I actually swallowed it which you're NOT supposed to do)

I always swallow gum-

You're not supposed to it's bad for your health-

My aunt said gum will grow on ur head-

Wh-

True-

All swallowing gum does is make your body weaker over time-

I was weak ever since I was born-

Same

But you'll get weaker if ya keep swallowing gum-

Oh-