First of all, faking suicide/account deletion isn't the answer. It's staying calm, talking to 2F2F and kindly ask him to stop. If that doesn't work then you're welcome to go apeshit.
HEY GUYS; SO... THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THAT ARE GONNA MAKE ME LEAVE IMGFLIP FOREVER. I WILL BE POSTING ONE MORE MEME BEFORE I GO. THE REASON IS BECAUSE OF A SNITCH NAMED 2FAST2FURIOUS. WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE.