(His mind: *insert brain power playing in the background*)
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Cera:oh oki
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alwayzbread: YES! I WIN!
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Cerasus:who’s there. A bird scratched me, and now I’m blind for about two- no tree weeks.
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alwayzbread: EVEN BETTER!
duo; *tries to slap him but he fails*
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Cerasus:listen here you claker card, if your only reason here was to insult me, then leave...*she says as she is facing the complete opposite direction of Awayzbread*
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alwayzbread: uuuuuuggghhh
me: ok hang up let me just *types some shit*
alwayzbread: im gonna fix you right fast..damn v- oh wait...that’s not vinny! sorry!
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Census:no, I’m fine...
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alwayzbread: well hang up *using neon green ghost heals Cerasus and gave back revitalizes their vision*
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Cerasus:ummm okay.*takes of bandages* wow...
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alwayzbread: hey...it worked
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Cerasus:I’m fine, thanks.
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alwayzbread: oh no...im doing this...im gonna do this for nako later so...might as well try it...just stay still *writes Cerasus’s name in his blood*
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*she’s a girl*
Cerasus:hey...
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alwayzbread: relax! just lie down *freezes her* perfect duo! fire...35 degrees
duo: immortality?
alwayzbread: yeah
duo: *lights the fire on the ice that never melts*
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Cerasus:*thinking*what am I doing?
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alwayzbread: * whispers a bit...then breaks out Cerasus* hol up...lemme check *uses an axe to try to kill her...she lives* IT WORKED! YOUR IMMORTAL
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Cerasus:what...the....f**k....
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alwayzbread: congrats...you live forever now
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Cerasus:so I can do this!*jumps of of building*
*survives*
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alwayzbread: noice
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Cerasus:yep...
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alwayzbread: well...i did my job...but there is one more thing i wanna do...
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Cerasus:I think this is a bad idea, but okay.
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alwayzbread: the spell that always works...the spell of immortality
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Cerasus:what?
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alwayzbread: just lie back down...since you where almost hospitalized over a bird...im gonna do a spell i learned that has been passed for GENERATIONS
