Week 2 Newspaper: Friday, 30th, 2020

It is an honor to serve

thanks for publishing that jeffreystone is back...i was the one who found him when i was just surfing a random stream and found one of his "illegal" images

I the thank you for your services

I have a few ideas for the stream, this is the first one, how about you do some kind of contest, I can help spread the word, how about you do a meme of the week, you can go to the tab where it gives you the option to sort by new, or hot, if you click the dropdown, it can do most popular in the last 7 days, click on that and the first one to come up can be the winner for the meme of the week. If you get the word out, it will spread the newspaper, and get people involved so that they feel included as well. If they win, maybe you can comment on the meme to tell them, and say, "Check it out! you just won the Meme of The Week award. Click on this link to see it in the newspaper!" Then if they want to they can follow it. First, we have to get all of the big users on it. Then their followers will come flowing soon after. The second one is this, Also, I was thinking that instead of having someone do the whole newspaper in one big meme, you could give different people different columns to soften the workload on that one person or you could get them, assistants, to go to different events and look at different stuff and report back. Maybe you should just make a whole img.flip reporter crew or something. The third one is how about you have a thing where someone (me) could post daily fun facts on to the stream so that people stay interested in what happens here. I am brand new so I don't know how it works, but one thing that stays the same is that you are the only one posting stories, and that must be pretty stressful, so how about you leave the workload to some other people, let them take some columns

the first idea, i dont really like, sounds kinda dumb (no offsense)
and the second one i am already doing, i have a total of seven people working for me and five waiting to be interviewed next week. do you wanna know how the imgflip weekly newspaper works?
dunno about the fun facts either

Oh... sorry, I was just taking a quick look and assessing how I thought it worked. If you change your mind about the fun facts, I'm your person

wanna see how the crew works? also i will have you know i managed to get the first paper done in two days and wasn't even rushing

if you took it like I was being rude, I didn't mean to be, and the part about it being managed like that, good for you guys! Also, yes I do want to see how the crew works

i didnt think you were rude, i just feel a little salty all these people asking to be reporters and telling these stupid stories about.......i forgot what it was

ok this is the way it works. sergeants and corporals work as reporters

That is a really cool system! I'm sorry to be annoying, but if you need a system for the people who would like to be new reporters, maybe you could have some of the people from your personal team start a new team, and put them through some type of training, or you could have off and on weeks for the different teams. That is just an idea.

your not being annoying, this does sound like an ok idea. the right side is dedicated to making puzzles and the left side is like the reporters and such. maybe i could make a backup team......

I would like to speak with you on your theory of Time Travel. I believe its quite possible. Im a fellow scientist here

Let's talk later this week

Okay. I also followed you if you want to use Dms. My Dms work somewhat. So sorry about the spelling errors.

Sorry there weren't as many pics this time

Thank you for explaining the crew thing to me. Maybe you can make another stream for the backup crew for practice papers so they have stuff to do. Or for training and practice so they can easily communicate.

yea. good idea. i think we could use someone like you

If you decide to make a backup crew, I would love to join, or maybe I could be a business person, keep the system, check up on both teams then report back to you. It's your choice, you choose the role that I play in this. :)

Why thank you. :)

if you want to apply for a position in the newspaper, you have to talk to satanic ninja. she will send you an invite link

ok

the link for the crossword is https://crosswordlabs.com/view/halloween-1613 and the link for the word search wont be posted

is there an answer key

if you get a word right, it would be green. If it is red, it is wrong.

i know that

nice

Uh, lemme talk to satanic ninja

also who is jeffreystone?

if you want to apply for a position in the newspaper, you have to talk to satanic ninja. she will send you an invite link

uummmmm.........in the imgflip search bar search jeffreystone5. also you wont see any of his images if you don't have nsfw showing

also can i apply for the reporter job?

interview here for reporter

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=eEKtsBjKJroZ07W_uc1zsVkefMoQpFIw

not until next week

i meant but like why is he bad, what does he do?

he post pics of himeslf (hes an old guy) wearing panites

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we must stop this villain

i will be alerting the prez of imgflip quite soon. hopefully, he will arange a mintuemen army to defeat this thing

there is a prezident of the whole of imgflip? or is it drstrangmeme, who is prezident of the imgflip presidents stream

im talking about dr.strangememes. we know each other well, bc of the newspaper

how do we stop him though?

two words

peer pressure

i've got an anime_army and a brawl stars meme stream that can help.......maybe we can like plan a "coordinated assault"

sure

also, for next week (if its alright with you) can we do a comic section? like, gacha life comics....i would make a comic strip about 2 characters having a random conversation and some sort of pun would be what the last person says to make the newspaper "appealing to all" (little children on img.flip)

im taking next week off. sanictehhotdogHATTEStiktok is in charge enxt week

maybe the week after...