i have to post this in 5 different streams because i lost a contest/challenge

I would give you the classic and all-too-common, "I would call your life a joke but jokes have meanings" but using that would give it a meaning and I don't want to give a roast that has a meaning because that would give the appearance that you have a meaning which you don't therefor basically discrediting all "the meaning of your life" jokes because it gives them a meaning oh god i'm out of breath saying this your useless soul has already costed me too much oxygen so I'll stop talking.

Great roast!

*bows* thank you everyone, thank you

Your life has ended before it even begin.

how can that happen if they didn’t have one to begin with?

XD

If I saw you on fire and I had a cup of water I'd drink it, then spit on you.

nice

i have a stream called roast_me, if you wanna post there too

Ok.. I'll go check it out

You’re in my league

The only reason you're making this meme is that you're so lonely after your mom (not girlfriend, you never got one) left you after you ate your own brain.
Note: Nevermind, you never had a brain. Or a mom.

Now I just feel so wrong...

I meant adopted

Ok.