ok...fine i’ll do one too!

I'll make it eat bread.

alwayzbread:

I wonder if it looks like cannibalism-

Alwayzbread: it
duo: is!

That wont stop me because im weird

alwayzbread: ...lets do it *freezes spoopy except the head*
duo: BURNING....
alwayzbreadm FROST TRAP!

*grey explosion*

* Still holding the plush *

K-

alwayzbread: WHAT?!
duo: HOW DID HE NOT F**KING DIE!?

* Break the ice and shakes Alwaysbread * DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER ?!

alwayzbread: ...maybe!

)))))):<

me: *slaps my own creation* dimwit
alwayzbread: ow!

Ooh lemme try !

* Grabs the plushie *

me: it’s not a voodoo thing

ill make it then-

alwayzbread: don’t.

Yes

me: do it

Ok * makes it a voodoo thingy *

* Grabs a shard of ice and puts it on the plush's face *

alwayzbread: ow

* Yeets the plush to Alwayzbread's house *

alwayzbread: flies OW!

I think i lost the plush-

duo: burns it
alwayzbread: *ices himself to not feel the fire*
the plush burns and doesn’t work anymore

awh-

alwayzbread: ha!

Welp, guess ill have to wait that a charlie,astro and duo plush get made-

alwayzbread: look...people remember you nimrods
Astro: DISCHARGE 1,000 WATTS!
alwayzbread: isn’t electrocuted

* Waiting *

alwayzbread’s body unfreezes
alwayzbread: blizzard body...i use my power to become indestructible ice for 10 minutes

10 mins isnt a lot,

same thing for an hour

alwayzbread: its helpful though

Yes-

alwayzbread: indeed

Duo is quite silent-

duo: im the opposite of that annoying alwayzbitch
alwayzbread: i will kill you!

O o f

alwayzbread: *grumbling*

* Slaps Duo * Language-

alwayzbread: a haha!

' - '

alwayzbread: IM ALWAYS RUNNING!
duo: I HAVE TO EAT YOU!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
give it to alwayzbread

alwayzbread: why did people make a plushie of me?
duo: cause...you’re the main protagonist...
alwayzbread: but your a main antagonist...shouldn’t there be one for you?
duo: ...

i have an alwayzbread i have a duo
uh
nothing because they annihilated each other due to antimatter differences (this is NOT how antimatter works)

alwayzbread: what? how did we kill each other with...yknow what...to much science

s C i E N ce E

alwayzbread: oh god..not science bread

creator: want me to make sciOCtale?

alwayzbread: can i stop you?
duo: nope.

creator: just say the word, ill make it

duo: the word

do you want SciOCtale or not?
nno?
bye

duo: make him
alwayzbread: fine...do it

k

SCIbread pops out and proceeds to science u

alwayzbread: uh hey...sci
duo: *thinks* if im an alwayzbread...is there a science duo?

creator: *stifling laugh* I made him obliterate himself with a nuke *laughs *

duo: oh ok...no science duo
alwayzbread: so sci...what’s up?

*complex formulations*
*sCIIII ENNNNNNNNCEEEEEEE *
haahhAHHAHAHA hsaasah AHHAHAydfsuicvsdjg bxfsdf
creator: oh yea she's kinda crazy
as you can imagine if u were too smart

alwayzbread: well that’s to be expected...sci...chill

sci: throws a bottle of acid
miss'
*Shy Guy muttering screaming*
Creator: u dont wanna know how sciWeenie and sciUlCocoa are doing
they invented a high grade
APHRODIS
A

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so uh yea dont touch food they give you.