"...and the kids used to come up to the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hairs come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches...."; Who are you calling "roaches"? "...I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I loved kids jumping on my lap."; I am definitely not getting in your lap. I'm Joe Biden and I approve... Uh.. you know the thing.