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Lego Movie Emmet | OUCH I MEAN... AWESOME | image tagged in lego movie emmet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I found this somewhere and it is genius:

DENMARK—LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.

The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, LEGO factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them.

“Our engineers have been hard at work trying to come up with ways to make an even deadlier brick, and they’ve finally made a breakthrough,” LEGO head of design Arnbjørn Frandsen said in a press conference. According to Frandsen, internal company tests have shown the new bricks have a 99.7% success rate at ending the life of the unfortunate person to inadvertently step on even just a single LEGO. “This is the most promising advancement we’ve made in our brick design since we first introduced the bricks that make it feel like your foot is being stabbed by a hundred sharpened katanas many decades ago.”
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found it in another meme comment
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hmmm | WHEN WE STEP ON LEGOS, OUR FOOT HURTS BUT IF LEGO PEOPLE DO IT, DO THEY HURT? | image tagged in hmmm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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o sheet
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DENMARK—LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.

The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, LEGO factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them.

“Our engineers have been hard at work trying to come up with ways to make an even deadlier brick, and they’ve finally made a breakthrough,” LEGO head of design Arnbjørn Frandsen said in a press conference. According to Frandsen, internal company tests have shown the new bricks have a 99.7% success rate at ending the life of the unfortunate person to inadvertently step on even just a single LEGO. “This is the most promising advancement we’ve made in our brick design since we first introduced the bricks that make it feel like your foot is being stabbed by a hundred sharpened katanas many decades ago.”
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what if that was the killing legos
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DENMARK—LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.

The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, LEGO factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them.

“Our engineers have been hard at work trying to come up with ways to make an even deadlier brick, and they’ve finally made a breakthrough,” LEGO head of design Arnbjørn Frandsen said in a press conference. According to Frandsen, internal company tests have shown the new bricks have a 99.7% success rate at ending the life of the unfortunate person to inadvertently step on even just a single LEGO. “This is the most promising advancement we’ve made in our brick design since we first introduced the bricks that make it feel like your foot is being stabbed by a hundred sharpened katanas many decades ago.”
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When you land in a tub full of legos because ur freind dated you to jump off ur bed
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1 up, 3w,
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Dread not dated
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Dared not dread?
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Yes my autocorrect hates me lol
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Ouch
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Wait when lego people make buildings out of lego's, does that mean they are building things out of their own skin?
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tuufff
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Same here jm used to it I'm a big collector but sometimes it still hurts
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China has been experimenting with legos. every time a new disaster comes up, everyone on the planet steps on a lego.
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haha, i got rid of mine 5 years ago!
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still, that doesn't disprove my point, you still will step on one every time a new earthquake hits Utah or a new hurricane hits Florida.
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h*ll ya lmao
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Lacerating
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4kb3ln.gif (click to show) Ur reward
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Ohh especially those legos ._.
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Woah.
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Uh Legos aren't a machine, they're objects
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I can step on Lego and feel no Pain
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Then you got some nerve problem then bud
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