WHAT IF A TURDUCKEN IS NOT A CHICKEN, DUCK, TURKEY BUT A; CHICKEN, DUCK, TURD WHAT HAVE I BEEN EATING; WE DO NOT NEED THAT INFO; I MUST RUN FROM THIS INFORMATION; Y U NO STAY QUIET; Y U HAVE TO TALK KEANU; NO REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU EXPOSED A GREAT AND HORRIBLE SECRET; IT'S YUM TIME; NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO EAT THAT; SERIOUSLY KEANU YOU JUST RUINED MY THANKSGIVING; I EXPOSED THE TURDUCKEN SECRET; WHY; TO RUIN THANKSGIVING DINNER; WHAT A FREAK; HE POINTS AT REALLY BAD PEOPLE
