Crimes Johnson

Stickdanny:I’m guessing Jester brainwashed Eric into forgetting his GIRL!

Jester: tell him eric
Eric: I FORGOT ABOUT HER CAUSE I DON’T CARE! *laughter*
Crucifix: *laughing* welcome to the gang, Eric

Stickdanny:you corrupted him! Didn’t you jester? *pulls out netherite sword* GRRRR

(Jester didn’t corrupt Eric, it’s just Eric’s brain overloading)
Jester: pathetic *grabs rocket launcher
Crucifix: *gets machine gun*
Nightfall: *gets grenade launcher*
Jester: ERIC!
Eric: *peer pressured as he points a ak-47 at stickdanny*

(I wonder how to stop his brain from overloading)

Stickdanny:OH SHIT! *gets a bullet proof shield*

Jester: *hands Eric some bombs* place these around the city
Eric: *hesitant as he looks around* yes sir
Jester: you are officially a part of the gang

Stickdanny:KIRBY SUCK THE BOMBS!

*kirby sucks up all the bombs they have*

Stickdanny:Eric! you don’t have to do this! You have a girl, you have friends, YOU HAVE A LIFE! *gives Eric flashbacks to the good memories he had*

Eric: *shoves it away* I told you, I’m not the man I used to be

Stickdanny:but... what about Lit....your girl...before you became this criminal *Eric then gets flashbacks of him and Lit*

Eric: *silence* hehe *laughter* I didn’t even know who the f**k I was back then
Jester: *laughing*
Crucifix: *laughing*
Nightfall: *laughing*
Nightmare: *laughing*

Stickdanny:YOU WERE A GOOD GUY BACK THEN ERIC! *stabs Jester*

Eric: all I was was just innocent *carries jester* All my life I thought I would do something to change the world, well look at me now, changing the world

Stickdanny:your not changing the world! Your trying to destroy it! *Eric then starts to get memories of ACTUAL good things with everyone*

Eric: *he realizes what he has become and runs away*

Stickdanny:*notices Eric run away* I think I got thru with him. But you all! *slices Nightfall in half*

Nightfall: *he was bitten by the devil and has the power to regenerate*

Stickdanny:the hell?

(Is there anyway to kill Nightfall?)

(If he gets bitten by the devil a second time)
Nightfall! *laughter* that was a nice try

Stickdanny:*summons the devil and makes him bite Nightfall, the devil does so and goes away* now for the rest! *snaps Crucifix’s neck and throws a dream catcher at nightmare*

Eric: lit will never apologize and my friends hate m— 404 error! *he can see that it is not the real Eric, just a robot dummy*

Stickdanny:HUH?! a robot dummy?! then that means....

Jester: MOMMY—
Crucifix: O_o

Stickdanny:*stabs Jester and Crucifix* DIE!

Jester: *ded*
Crucifix: *ded*

Stickdanny:*breathing* the gang is no more.... but what happened to Eric?

Eric: I’m not normal anymore, okay? Lit f**king hates me, I betrayed my only friends
Omen: true there
Eric: and I killed 80 people today, there is no going back to normal

Stickdanny:*thinks of a way* hmm AHA! *turns everyone that the gang killed back to life* and maybe you can apologize to Lit and your friends?

Danny(simpluman):yeah

Eric: *starts singing*
I wake up every morning with my head up in a daze
I'm not sure if I should say this, f**k, I'll say it anyway
Everybody tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase
I don't know if it's a phase, I just wanna feel okay, yeah
I battle with depression, but the question still remains
Is this post-traumatic stressin' or am I suppressing rage?
And my doctor tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase
Yeah, it's not a f**king phase, I just wanna feel okay, okay
Yeah, I struggle with this bullshit everyday
And it's probably 'cause my demons simultaneously rage
It obliterates me, disintegrates me, annihilates me
'Cause I'm about to break down, searching for a way out
I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
I'm a popular, popular monster
I break down, falling into love now with falling apart
I'm a popular, popular monster
I think I'm going nowhere like a rat trapped in a maze
Every wall that I knock down is just a wall that I replace
I'm in a race against myself I try to keep a steady pace
How the f**k will I escape if I never close my case?
Oh my God, I keep on stressin', every second that I waste
Is another second sooner to a blessing I won't take
But my therapist will tell me that I'm going through a stage
Yeah, it's not a f**king stage, I just wanna feel okay, okay
Motherf**ker, now you got my attention
I need to change a couple things 'cause something is missin'
And what if I were to lie, tell you everything is fine?
Every single f**king day I get closer to the grave
I am terrified, I fell asleep at the wheel again
Crashed my car just to feel again
It obliterates me, disintegrates me, annihilates me
'Cause I'm about to break down, searching for a way out
I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
I'm a popular, popular monster
I break down, falling into love now with falling apart
I'm a popular, popular f**king monster
Yeah, here we go again, motherf**ker, oh
We're sick and tired of wondering
Praying to a God that you don't believe
We're searching for the truth in the lost and found
So the question I ask is, oh, where the f**k is your god now?
'Cause I'm about to break down, searching for a way out
I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
I'm a popular, popular monster
I break down, falling into love now with falling apart
I'm a popular, popular monster
I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
I'm a popular, popular monster

Stickdanny:*stops singing* but you can change...

Eric: *he shot himself*

Stickdanny:ERIC! *pulls out the healing juice and pours on him*

Eric:I deserved that... *shoots himself once again*

Stickdanny:*takes the gun and pours it on Eric* you can change back to normal dide

Eric: SO WHAT IF I DID! I’LL SITLL BE THE MURDEROUS FREAK WHO KNOWONE LIKES!

Stickdanny:*sad for him* but suicide isnt a good idea....

Nightmare: room...getting...dark *falls down*
Nightfall: *dead*
Crucifix: shit!
Jester: o-o

Stickdanny:that was easy! Now YOU TWO! *grabs Crucifix and Jester*

Stickdanny:there's gotta be a way to keep the bad things away from you and turn you to normal :(

Eric: I’m a lire, I’m a cheater, I’m a murderer, I’m a disaster!

Stickdanny:*starts singing*
You can make a difference
You can make it right
You can make it better
We don't have to fight
You can make an effort
Starting with tonight
'Cause you
You can make a change

Eric: my friend, I grant you and cloudy a healthy life and all of your friends, tell lit that I’ll miss her for me— *dead*

Stickdanny:*crying like in the Henry Stickmin Valiant hero ending*

*the tv turns on* https://i.imgflip.com/4k2kxu.jpg

Stickdanny:holy shit!

Eric: XP

Eric: *dead inside of his house next to a pistol*

Stickdanny:*pours the healing juice on Eric* Eric, speak to me!

Eric: healing juice only works on the worthy, I am not worthy... live life, tell lit that I love her...

Stickdanny:*takes the gun away* not worthy? you are SO worthy for this...

Eric: I killed 80 people, I cheated I’m not worthy *turns into a human* W-WAIT WHAT!?

Stickdanny:the 80 people came back to life and i dont think your not worthy. you are a good guy being brainwashed by some stupid jester