who tho

Dude, we all know Church will win.

rip

church

again rip

you would die instantly cuz church is omnipotent

what

you know you would die to right your my pet

ummm no church would spare a little cat like me

you mean tv cat

Ummm, no just a regular cat with superhuman knowledge and strength

church has infinite power, you wouldnt live for a SECOND if you fought him

hmmmmm about that *starts telling my army to prep the nukes*

*meows cutely at guards to let me by* *the guards let me stop the nukes from being deployed*

who said they were deploying it

*stops nukes from being prepped*

trust me i got a pretty good army so yea *telling them get preped bois*

*MEOWS EXTRA CUTELY TO DISTRACT THEM FROM NUKES* *you've been distracted* *my fellow cat friends un-prep the nukes*

bruh fine *give the biggest tv we got* just stop distracting them

*uses TV to distract me and the guards* "I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

unplugs the tv no i am 8 parallel universes ahead of you

*reveals that you really unplugged the nukes so you can't prep them now* "I'm 69 parallel universes ahead of you"

the nuke have there own power source i am 696969 parallel universes ahead of you

*reveals that i tricked you when you bought the nukes and they're really just big cakes* "I'm 694206942069420 parallel universes ahead of you"

i didn't buy the nuke i made them 694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420 parallel universes ahead of you

church.

Church

church

ez