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Chuckles, I’m in danger

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"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of His inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.

Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the Tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants -- and far, far worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
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Everybody going up, but I'm going to hell
I don't even give a f**k what I'm doing, who cares?
I be thinking that I'm nuts, but who isn't?
I stare, I stare screaming
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Help a bee f**ked office supplies and origami
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MARIO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HAMMER OUT AND HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS AND HE SAID HE WOULF END MY RULE AND I SAID "THAT'S ILLEGAL" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. MARIO YOU GOT A SMALL HAMMER, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY HAMMER LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL ORIGAMI, NO FLATNESS, FOLDS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HAMMER! HE KILLED MY MINIONS, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER PAPER CRANES! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING THE TOADS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I FOLDED BOWSERS MINIONS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL I USE MY CRANES, NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT BEFORE I FOLD YOU TOO
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K.S f**ked Stapler and Olly help
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N I G G E R
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N word = Reality gone
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