Kitty announcement template

say ~nya~ to a random person (not me)

Oki

Name every legendary and mythical pokemon

I can't rn cause I have to go do something but I'll do it later

I dare you to send a lenny face to someone in Memechat.
For copypaste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I did it

To who?

-Lil_Mochi-

Aight, what did Mochi replied?

yes

Ok.

Dare you to not d I e

*sigh* fine

Worst day of my life for agreeing to that dare

I told you I would stop you :)

Oh wait
I found a loop hole to this dare
I need to find someone to dare me to die

Ill just dare you to dare the person you want to kill you to not kill you :)

I got killed >:3

*takes out a scythe* What?

Cause I asked my friend to do it and she said fine

It seems I have to collect a soul :D

Stranger, no. She is an amazing soul for doing that uwu

Fun fact: My 50% yandere side just kicked in.

No

Yes

I can die in many ways so ye you can't stop the yandere child uwu

At least I can kill those who killed you :)

Don't you dare

Oh I do dare

I will bitch slap you off this earth stranger

It seems you forgot the first bitch slap you did to me didn't affected me. I'm garuantee this one will do the same.

Boi

:)

*double bitch slaps you*

*no effect* :)

*internal screeching*

*pulls out a knife*

Didn't I took all of your knives (-.-)?

I got it at home now shut

*i immediately grabbed your arm and slammed on into the ground then almost twisted your arms and took the knife* apprehension. :)

Boi

*I threw the knife as hard as I can far away from here* yeet

No more knife :)

*boi intensifies*

*hugs* Bad luck for you, I'm still on on my 50% yandere side of me. So I won't let you kill yourself or let anybody kill you :)

*inhale* ReEeEeEeEeEe

Shush (-.-)

Nuu

Yees

And get used to it.

Nuuuuu

Yeeeeeeeesssss

Nuuuuuuuuuuuu

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

boi just let me go

Fine *let's go* but don't even dare to do anything stupid >:I

Perhaps... *naruto runs to the window and jumps out of it*

*travels through shadows and immediately enters her shadow* oh?

ReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE

You won't escape me

I will

No >:I

Yes

Noo

Yes no get tf out of my shadow

Never

BOI

:3

>:l

You'll never get rid of me >:D

*screeches internally*

MUAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH >:D

Bruh

:3

Imma call eps

Why?

So he can make you can get out of go***mn shadow

Well too bad, becquse Eps is busy with some "business"

Shit

:)

Just get the f**k out of my shadow

No

Boi

*mocks* boi

Shut up

Shut up

Bruh

Bruh

*more internal screeching*

*waiting for her to say a word*

*doesn't speak*

*mocks her silenece* :)

Internally: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*emerges out of her shadow and hugs her with caring intentions*

...

^^

*looks at him*

...?

wot

Idk

...

*still hugging*

Can I go die now?

Idared you not to die remember (-.-)

F**k the dare imma just die

Nu

Yes

Nu

Yes now stop hugging me

Fine *stops hugging but goes back into her shadow* but im staying in here.

That's just worse

Dont care

Please get out of my shadow

*immediately takes a nap and does not listen*

Ye

bOi