I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherf**ker he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog f**king quill-y dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He f**ked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the f**king Earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MARIO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HAMMER OUT AND HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS AND HE SAID HE WOULF END MY RULE AND I SAID "THAT'S ILLEGAL" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. MARIO YOU GOT A SMALL HAMMER, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY HAMMER LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL ORIGAMI, NO FLATNESS, FOLDS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HAMMER! HE KILLED MY MINIONS, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER PAPER CRANES! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING THE TOADS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I FOLDED BOWSERS MINIONS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL I USE MY CRANES, NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT BEFORE I FOLD YOU TOO

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