Haha Inception go boom.

Thank u

Lana: H- hi Aki... I guess

Mineta: *giggles* Ha! you like him!

Lana: *Puts her hand over his mouth* Shut it, kiddo *blushes*

Aki: So... Whatcha doing right now?

Lana: Nothing... *looks at weekly log* Mineta attempted suicide on Monday and Thursday...

Izuku: wait... WHAT?!

Mineta: *Buries face in Hands* ...

Aki: Hoo shit. We gotta keep him from committing alive’nt

Mineta: *stares at Lana* You have a crush on him, don't you? *raises eyebrows*

Lana: *blushes* N-No...

Mineta: *sing-songy voice* You can't deny it~!

Aki: MINETA! NO OFFENSE, BUT PLEASE SHUT UP!

Mineta: *hides behind Lana, scared* ...... *starts crying*

Lana: Mineta! calm down....

Izuku: *puts hand on Aki's shoulder* Aki, I know you're mad but you know he cries easily....

Lana: *makes classic "you Baka!" face ( >:T)*

Aki: I didn’t even yell but ooookkeeeeei *Teleports to top of U.A. building* Aki: *Sigh* *Talking to self* Hi. My name is Aki. My quirk is AWAL. I can teleport anywhere in the world. Teleporting too much or too far gives me a headache...

Lana: *teleports herself to Aki* Hi... *looks reluctant, then gives him a kiss on the cheek* Don't tell anyone I did that.... *blushes*

Aki: The hell?! *Teleports to Mineta* What’s wrong?!

Mineta: It turns our Midnight is my biological mother....

Lana: *spits out juice* say what now?!

Aki: Hoo boi. Is that all the decorations?

Lana: Almost... *plugs in lights on the tree* done!

Iida: only took us... *looks at his watch* 4 hours!

(I gtg to sleep soon so bye see u tomorrow)

Aki: *Whispers to Lana* Should I answer? I don’t know if I should...

Mineta: ...Or am I not...?

Lana: ...

Aki: *Spits out Water* WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FU- Ok. Imma calm down from here.

(wheeze)

Mineta: *drenced in Liquid* ew... watch where you're aiming... *sneezes*

(Oki bai)
Aki: Cool...

Aki: I could name a hundred reasons if I wanted to, Mineta.

Mineta: *gets call from Midnight* Hi, Sensei! wait... a secret?? okay... *walks to other side*

Lana: Bakugou! watch your step! you could slip on Todoroki's ice quir-

Mineta: *from other side* wait... YOU'RE MY MOM????!!!!!

Aki: *hands Mineta a onsie* Here. It’s small enough to fit you. *Looks outside* Ooh yeah. It’s snowing alright. Hopefully, villains wouldn’t seize a moment and attack at this point. But let’s not worry about that right now.... imma go talk to Deku.

Deku: Woah, it's snowing!

Bakugou: *grabs some hot cocoa* Ah... that's the stuff...

Aki: *yawn* I can stay up for a little more. Need any help with anything

Lana: no.. I'm good... See ya tomorrow... *carries Mineta while he sleeps in her Arms*

Aki: *Kitty Kat face :3* Oki. *Talks to self again* I can also teleport objects and other people...

Lana: Mi- Mineta! Don't climb the wall! you're a kid, not spiderman!

Mineta: FINE-UH!

Aki: Sowwy *Make innocent kitty face :3*

Mineta: *lies down on floor* I can't believe it... Midnight is my mom!

Lana: *Picks him up* You don't wanna by lying on concrete, it's dirty, okay?

Mineta: *starts crying again*

Lana: *writes in journal* Mineta's depression is getting worse...

Aki: *Helps Katsuki up* You ok?

Mineta: Wait...I'm your son.. and your sister raised me... Okay, this is all very confusing bye... *hangs up, pulls his hair and screams*

Lana: Aki! Mineta's having a breakdown...again?!

Aki: ... Imma go see midnight.

Lana: It's getting late, she's probably busy or asleep...

Mineta: I'm tired...

Lana: okay... *walks downstairs*

Aki: See y’all tomorrow. *Teleports*

Denki: OOOOOOOOH. YOU LOOOOOOVE HEEEEEER

Aki: For your safety, I highly consider that you shut the hell up.

Denki: Meh. *Walks to dorm*

Aki: ..... Do I love her? *walks into dorm* Nah can’t be. We’re just friends... right?

Lana: *blushes* Aki is so cool, and the way he uses his quirk... so brave... (wait... what's his quirk?)

Aki: Imma go get the Recovery lady.*Teleports and teleports back* Please help him he fell and sprained his leg.

Lana: *corrects him* not his leg, his ankle...

Aki: I really don’t know why Mineta is like this... I want to help him but I don’t know how to...

Lana: Well, he started having hallucinations one day... and recovery girl confirmed he has Schizophrenia (look it up) and Depression... and... Just be there for him... it's the least you could do...

Lol I ruined the joke

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Aki: Doesn’t matter! Please heal his ankle...

Recovery girl: okay... *heals* It should be fully recovered in two days..

Lana:wha?

Recovery girl: come on I'm old... my quirk is not what it used to be... now have fun decorating...

(His quirk is AWAL. He can teleport anyone and anything anywhere. Teleporting too far or Too much will give him a headache) *Time Skip* Aki: *Yawn* good morning. *Sigh* I love this onsie... oh! What’s up, Lana?

Lana: *sips hot cocoa* It's snowing today, Aizawa said the training yard is off limits until further notice..

Mineta: *sneezes* I'm cold...

(hold on gotta take a shower brb)

Aki: ... Is Midnight being your mom a “bad” thing?

Mineta: n-no...It's... just hard to take in....

Aki: Guess so... I’m hungry. Imma brb

Mineta: Aki? What makes me special?

Lana: ...Mineta...

Aki: Oh. How you doing Izuku and Katsuki?

Bakugou: fine...

Izuku: *puts on gloves* my fingers are about to freeze off

Mineta: *goes outside to make a snowman*

Lana: nuh-uh-uh! Aizawa said it's off limits, and you could get sick in this cold weather...

Mineta: aw man...

Aki: *makes evil “I wanna get revenge” face* heheheh... *takes mistletoe*

Mineta: Owww! My leg!

Lana: Mineta! what happened?!

Mineta: I fell off the ladder... I think I sprained my Ankle...

Iida: Aki? where did the wreath go?

Aki: Well... If we can’t go outside then what are we gonna do? Do we still have class?

Lana: no... the AC in the classrooms are broken and the teachers don't want us to freeze to death... So... *looks at Calendar "December 12th"* We could decorate the school with Christmas decoration... *holds a box*

Mineta: Yay! Christmas!!

Aki: Found it. *Grabs cast* here Mineta. Now for my revenge... HEY URARAKA LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I TOOK OF IZUKU!

Izuku: nononono-

Lana: *hugs Mineta* don't cry....

hatsuo: what?

Aki: *Teleports around the tree to put up tinsel* Ooooh... my head....

Uraraka: *makes a smug cat face as she lowers mistletoe between Lana and Aki* heh-heh

Lana: *blushes* uh....

Mineta: Wanna help me put the reindeer decals on the wall, Denki?

Denki: sure!

Aizawa: I forgot, it's winter vacation...no classes for 3 weeks...

Aki: Well. Mineta, you should get some rest. I’ll take you back to your dorm.

Lana: *covers ears* Well, at least you don't have to listen to iida's lecturing...

Iida: *saying random orders like, "put the reindeer here! The ribbons are uneven! The inflatable snowman goes next to the window, not the table!*

Aki: *While Uraraka is watching the video puts mistletoe over Izuku and Ochaco* Hehehehhehehe. HEY DEKU! URARAKA! *points at mistletoe* have fun! *walks to care for Mineta* You Ok? That was a pretty nasty fall...

Mineta: *tries to stand up* ow!

Denki: you fell from like, the 12th step, bro...

Aki: *Teleports Mineta to his room* there. Now. Get some rest.

Lana: Deku! be carefull not to break the-
(crash)

Lana: ...glass angels...

Aki: I can just ask Sero to help... SERO!!! COME HERE!!!

*he comes out, wearing 7 layers of coats*

Sero: iida, I told you, I don't need this many...

iida: do you want to freeze the death?!

Aki: *Blushes madly* [Thinking] I’m about 10 seconds away from eating that mistletoe. But I have a better idea.... [Out loud] Welp. Might as well get this done and out of the way... *blushes and kisses Lana*

Lana: Mmmph! *blushes*

Mineta: *starts laughing*

Izuku: *high fives Uraraka* Haha!

Aki: *laughs* hey, we need help putting up stuff for Christmas

Aizawa: Good morning kids... what's with the box?

Aki: *Steps back* Sorry......

Lana: *internal screaming* I-it's fine....

Mineta: *falls off the ladder* Ow!

Aki: Decorating.

Uraraka: *puts up tree*

Izuku: *puts on ornaments*

Mineta: Aki! I need some help with the tinsel!

Aki: *teleports* What happened?! I heard glass!

Lana: Deku broke the glass angels...

Izuku: *sweeps*