Haha Inception go boom.

Thank u

Lana: H- hi Aki... I guess

Mineta: *giggles* Ha! you like him!

Lana: *Puts her hand over his mouth* Shut it, kiddo *blushes*

Aki: So... Whatcha doing right now?

Lana: Nothing... *looks at weekly log* Mineta attempted suicide on Monday and Thursday...

Izuku: wait... WHAT?!

Mineta: *Buries face in Hands* ...

Aki: Hoo shit. We gotta keep him from committing alive’nt

Mineta: *stares at Lana* You have a crush on him, don't you? *raises eyebrows*

Lana: *blushes* N-No...

Mineta: *sing-songy voice* You can't deny it~!

Aki: MINETA! NO OFFENSE, BUT PLEASE SHUT UP!

Mineta: *hides behind Lana, scared* ...... *starts crying*

Lana: Mineta! calm down....

Izuku: *puts hand on Aki's shoulder* Aki, I know you're mad but you know he cries easily....

Lana: *makes classic "you Baka!" face ( >:T)*

Aki: Oh. How you doing Izuku and Katsuki?

Bakugou: fine...

Izuku: *puts on gloves* my fingers are about to freeze off

Mineta: *goes outside to make a snowman*

Lana: nuh-uh-uh! Aizawa said it's off limits, and you could get sick in this cold weather...

Mineta: aw man...

Aki: I can just ask Sero to help... SERO!!! COME HERE!!!

*he comes out, wearing 7 layers of coats*

Sero: iida, I told you, I don't need this many...

iida: do you want to freeze the death?!

hatsuo: what?

Aki: *teleports* What happened?! I heard glass!

Lana: Deku broke the glass angels...

Izuku: *sweeps*

Aki: *Teleports Mineta to his room* there. Now. Get some rest.

Lana: Deku! be carefull not to break the-
(crash)

Lana: ...glass angels...

Aki: Well. Mineta, you should get some rest. I’ll take you back to your dorm.

Lana: *covers ears* Well, at least you don't have to listen to iida's lecturing...

Iida: *saying random orders like, "put the reindeer here! The ribbons are uneven! The inflatable snowman goes next to the window, not the table!*

Aki: Well... If we can’t go outside then what are we gonna do? Do we still have class?

Lana: no... the AC in the classrooms are broken and the teachers don't want us to freeze to death... So... *looks at Calendar "December 12th"* We could decorate the school with Christmas decoration... *holds a box*

Mineta: Yay! Christmas!!

Aki: *While Uraraka is watching the video puts mistletoe over Izuku and Ochaco* Hehehehhehehe. HEY DEKU! URARAKA! *points at mistletoe* have fun! *walks to care for Mineta* You Ok? That was a pretty nasty fall...

Mineta: *tries to stand up* ow!

Denki: you fell from like, the 12th step, bro...

Aki: Found it. *Grabs cast* here Mineta. Now for my revenge... HEY URARAKA LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I TOOK OF IZUKU!

Izuku: nononono-

Lana: *hugs Mineta* don't cry....

Aki: *makes evil “I wanna get revenge” face* heheheh... *takes mistletoe*

Mineta: Owww! My leg!

Lana: Mineta! what happened?!

Mineta: I fell off the ladder... I think I sprained my Ankle...

Iida: Aki? where did the wreath go?

Aki: *Steps back* Sorry......

Lana: *internal screaming* I-it's fine....

Mineta: *falls off the ladder* Ow!

Aki: *laughs* hey, we need help putting up stuff for Christmas

Aizawa: Good morning kids... what's with the box?

Aki: Decorating.

Uraraka: *puts up tree*

Izuku: *puts on ornaments*

Mineta: Aki! I need some help with the tinsel!

Aki: *Teleports around the tree to put up tinsel* Ooooh... my head....

Uraraka: *makes a smug cat face as she lowers mistletoe between Lana and Aki* heh-heh

Lana: *blushes* uh....

Mineta: Wanna help me put the reindeer decals on the wall, Denki?

Denki: sure!

Aizawa: I forgot, it's winter vacation...no classes for 3 weeks...

Aki: *Blushes madly* [Thinking] I’m about 10 seconds away from eating that mistletoe. But I have a better idea.... [Out loud] Welp. Might as well get this done and out of the way... *blushes and kisses Lana*

Lana: Mmmph! *blushes*

Mineta: *starts laughing*

Izuku: *high fives Uraraka* Haha!

Aki: I didn’t even yell but ooookkeeeeei *Teleports to top of U.A. building* Aki: *Sigh* *Talking to self* Hi. My name is Aki. My quirk is AWAL. I can teleport anywhere in the world. Teleporting too much or too far gives me a headache...

Lana: *teleports herself to Aki* Hi... *looks reluctant, then gives him a kiss on the cheek* Don't tell anyone I did that.... *blushes*

Aki: Doesn’t matter! Please heal his ankle...

Recovery girl: okay... *heals* It should be fully recovered in two days..

Lana:wha?

Recovery girl: come on I'm old... my quirk is not what it used to be... now have fun decorating...

Aki: Imma go get the Recovery lady.*Teleports and teleports back* Please help him he fell and sprained his leg.

Lana: *corrects him* not his leg, his ankle...

Aki: Hoo boi. Is that all the decorations?

Lana: Almost... *plugs in lights on the tree* done!

Iida: only took us... *looks at his watch* 4 hours!

(I gtg to sleep soon so bye see u tomorrow)

Aki: *hands Mineta a onsie* Here. It’s small enough to fit you. *Looks outside* Ooh yeah. It’s snowing alright. Hopefully, villains wouldn’t seize a moment and attack at this point. But let’s not worry about that right now.... imma go talk to Deku.

Deku: Woah, it's snowing!

Bakugou: *grabs some hot cocoa* Ah... that's the stuff...

(Oki bai)
Aki: Cool...

(His quirk is AWAL. He can teleport anyone and anything anywhere. Teleporting too far or Too much will give him a headache) *Time Skip* Aki: *Yawn* good morning. *Sigh* I love this onsie... oh! What’s up, Lana?

Lana: *sips hot cocoa* It's snowing today, Aizawa said the training yard is off limits until further notice..

Mineta: *sneezes* I'm cold...

(hold on gotta take a shower brb)

Aki: See y’all tomorrow. *Teleports*

Denki: OOOOOOOOH. YOU LOOOOOOVE HEEEEEER

Aki: For your safety, I highly consider that you shut the hell up.

Denki: Meh. *Walks to dorm*

Aki: ..... Do I love her? *walks into dorm* Nah can’t be. We’re just friends... right?

Lana: *blushes* Aki is so cool, and the way he uses his quirk... so brave... (wait... what's his quirk?)

Aki: *yawn* I can stay up for a little more. Need any help with anything

Lana: no.. I'm good... See ya tomorrow... *carries Mineta while he sleeps in her Arms*

Aki: ... Imma go see midnight.

Lana: It's getting late, she's probably busy or asleep...

Mineta: I'm tired...

Lana: okay... *walks downstairs*

Aki: ... Is Midnight being your mom a “bad” thing?

Mineta: n-no...It's... just hard to take in....

Aki: Sowwy *Make innocent kitty face :3*

Mineta: *lies down on floor* I can't believe it... Midnight is my mom!

Lana: *Picks him up* You don't wanna by lying on concrete, it's dirty, okay?

Mineta: *starts crying again*

Lana: *writes in journal* Mineta's depression is getting worse...

Aki: *Spits out Water* WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FU- Ok. Imma calm down from here.

(wheeze)

Mineta: *drenced in Liquid* ew... watch where you're aiming... *sneezes*

Aki: I really don’t know why Mineta is like this... I want to help him but I don’t know how to...

Lana: Well, he started having hallucinations one day... and recovery girl confirmed he has Schizophrenia (look it up) and Depression... and... Just be there for him... it's the least you could do...

Lol I ruined the joke

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Aki: *Helps Katsuki up* You ok?

Mineta: Wait...I'm your son.. and your sister raised me... Okay, this is all very confusing bye... *hangs up, pulls his hair and screams*

Lana: Aki! Mineta's having a breakdown...again?!

Aki: Guess so... I’m hungry. Imma brb

Mineta: Aki? What makes me special?

Lana: ...Mineta...

Aki: I could name a hundred reasons if I wanted to, Mineta.

Mineta: *gets call from Midnight* Hi, Sensei! wait... a secret?? okay... *walks to other side*

Lana: Bakugou! watch your step! you could slip on Todoroki's ice quir-

Mineta: *from other side* wait... YOU'RE MY MOM????!!!!!

Aki: *Kitty Kat face :3* Oki. *Talks to self again* I can also teleport objects and other people...

Lana: Mi- Mineta! Don't climb the wall! you're a kid, not spiderman!

Mineta: FINE-UH!

Aki: *Whispers to Lana* Should I answer? I don’t know if I should...

Mineta: ...Or am I not...?

Lana: ...

Aki: The hell?! *Teleports to Mineta* What’s wrong?!

Mineta: It turns our Midnight is my biological mother....

Lana: *spits out juice* say what now?!