*gun to head*

Ul Cocoa: *takes off clothes* Who's first~?

Weenie Burger:*raises hand*

Fireball:*eyerolls* of course it has to be weenie burger... thank god Ul is in her underwear this time

Ul Cocoa: Not for long fireboi~

Fireball:and I said too soon

Weenie Burger:*sees Underlust Cocoa in her panties*

Galeem Kirby: no

Dharkon Kirby: you should have asked K.S that

Lunis: HORNY BE GONE

Fi: I’m a motherf**king fall guy

Pineapple: droopy wants you dead

Blaze: *death stare*

Novalis: welcome to virgin hell

Wave: try that and I’ll break every bone you have in your body

Ul Cocoa: Ha! Your loss~

*Wave breaks every single bone UL cocoa has*

Wave: NO

Novalis: this is virgin hell you retard

Blaze: *silence*

Lunis: (• ◡•)

Ul Cocoa: *unholy screaming*

Wave: welcome to the life of K.S you w**re

Fi: sus

Basic cat: welp its time for i n e x i s t e n c e t i m e

*basic cat poofed*

Creator!Sans: Yea
*darkness*
*light but creator is gone*
meanwhile on his private beach:
basic: ah yes this is the life
creator: Yup *sips pina colada*

Scarscar starts a bloody massacre

No

*bugs shoots himself*

Trigger them so i can die

S a m e

Ask to join them.
They need someone to assist them.

Mixmellow:*gulps and shivers*

*Novalis is standing in front of mixmellow*

Novalis: no one touches the small child

Blaze: I have morals now, so I won’t

Wave: fight me you c**t

Galeem Kirby: Wave suck a dick

Dharkon Kirby: I miss the old days

Pineapple: Galeem kinda sus

Lunis: -_-

Fi: Vore a kid Sunday/Monday

Mixmellow:*still shivering in fear*

Novalis: Mixmellow, I’ll make sure Wave doesn’t hurt you

Wave: you f**king bitch *tries to grab Mixmellow but Novalis stops him*

Novalis: NO

Mixmellow:*shivers* o-o-ok Novalis.

Novalis: sorry if I even look evil

Mixmellow:its okay.

alwayzbread: what the how did i get here?

Ahchah: join them

Blaze: what-

Pineapple: b r u h

Ahchah: well heh just saying y'know

Blaze: did you say join us or join whatever you are apart of?

Ahchah: the evil gods duh

Blaze: key word, GODS

Pineapple: I looked at your bio and it says nothing about being a god

Ahchah: *facepalms* I AM a god, just not from this universe

Blaze: Then where is the proof

Ahchah: I blew up a universe, that proof enough for you?

Blaze: yeah

Ahchah: cool then

The Void Knight: *creates a portal and jumps through it*

Hex: oh.

Novalis: virgin hell

Galeem: Blaze simp hell

Lunis: (• ◡•)

Fi: f**k a cow

Hex: okay?

*he then gets reminded about the fact that “someone” gave him a piece of paper and he pulls it out, and then the paper said “DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.”.*

Hex: ..what the fu-

Wave: Frale?

Blaze: he is Chilly now, remember?

Pineapple: droopy likes to kiss Olly

Lunis: brother wtf

Fi: .......

Galeem Kirby: crack

Hex: who the hell is “Droopy”, it sounds similar to.. whatever this one banana lion is.

Pineapple: ?

Hex: who is Droopy?

Bloo: tra la la-

Hex: g e t o u t .

Bloo: okay then. *hides back into the shadows like an edgelord*

Pineapple: droopy is something from a Minecraft song, called Droopy likes my face, and is also the name of my second cousin

Droopy: I did try to kiss him

Hex: did you get a paper cut from your mouth after that?-

Blaze: I wasn’t even going to, jeez

Leafy: okay then-

Pannacotta Fugu: æugh.

Droopy: you are hot

Blaze: *screams of the damned*

Hex: uh- thank you. .—.

Blaze: .............

Hex: what?..

Octa: why am I here.

Leafy: I know what’s going to happen next.. I’m not dumb to see it coming.

*Blaze eats Leafy*

Blaze: you are an exception

Leafy: I knew it.

Droopy: what do you see?

Leafy: it’s obvious since some of you are “Vorists”.

Droopy: nope

Hex: oh-