Fun fact: Boi has a fear of pineapple pizza and of people who makes it

Nako:*puts broccoli, candy corn, and pineapple on pizza* W E E P M O R T A L

*loud Italian unholy screetching*

Nako:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Basic cat:

Nako:oh and another thing... I T S G O A T C H E E S E

You're illegal in 24 different states

Nako:AND I DONT CARE!

*digits 911 on a microwave *
Police guy: 911, what's your emergency?

Nako:

*unholy italian screetching*

Nako: (☞ ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)☞ I got you there...

*points a gun at Nako*

Basic cat: *holds and aims Euryalus* you’re officially illegal to live on

Nako:AND THE SAUCE IS JUST CREAM CHEESE! CHEESE ON CHEESE!

Basic cat: *charging attack/gonna do full charge attack*

Nako:AND THE SAUSE HAS PINEAPPLE JUICE IN IT!

Basic cat: Y O U A R E A T R U E M O N S T E R

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

*pulls Euryalus trigger and... you know what happen next right?*

(Yes)
*IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

Basic cat: *inhale and exhale* good....

Spark:da hec dey don’ over der?

Basic cat: oh... just some... uuh... something..

Pineapple: don’t worry, unlike my name I won’t

Oh ok

PUNny Sans: Pretty make a SANSe

Basic cat: *wheezes* oh god......

*plays the fail music on a tromBONE*

Mochi: DISGUSTANG

Lucifer: *puts hand on boi’s shoulder* I know the feeling. I despise pineapple on pizza as well.

Poff: *wheeze*

I hate those people. They are an insult to Italy ;-;

Poff: How so boi?

... Pineapple is a fruit. You can't out it on pizza. It's wrong. You can't do that

Poff: Ok....... But people put fish on pizza.

That's Ok with me. As long as they don't put fruits on it it's fine

*later* *is traumatized in the corner*

Poff: There there.... *pats his head*

I changed my mind. This scares me even more

OH LORD-

Why are you bullying me T-T

Poff: Cause I can -w-

*is shaking from how much he is traumatized*

Basic cat: *pats boi*

*poff kisses his head* <3

*non-existent blushing*

Poff: -w- You bone head.

That's...... True

Poff: *wheeze*

>:v

Poff: *wheeze*

Same here