Fun fact: Boi has a fear of pineapple pizza and of people who makes it

Nako:*puts broccoli, candy corn, and pineapple on pizza* W E E P M O R T A L

*loud Italian unholy screetching*

Nako:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Basic cat:

Nako:oh and another thing... I T S G O A T C H E E S E

Basic cat: *holds and aims Euryalus* you’re officially illegal to live on

Nako:AND THE SAUCE IS JUST CREAM CHEESE! CHEESE ON CHEESE!

Basic cat: *charging attack/gonna do full charge attack*

Nako:AND THE SAUSE HAS PINEAPPLE JUICE IN IT!

Basic cat: oh... just some... uuh... something..

Basic cat: Y O U A R E A T R U E M O N S T E R

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

*pulls Euryalus trigger and... you know what happen next right?*

(Yes)
*IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

Basic cat: *inhale and exhale* good....

Spark:da hec dey don’ over der?

You're illegal in 24 different states

Nako:AND I DONT CARE!

*digits 911 on a microwave *
Police guy: 911, what's your emergency?

Nako:

*unholy italian screetching*

Nako: (☞ ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)☞ I got you there...

*points a gun at Nako*

Pineapple: don’t worry, unlike my name I won’t

Oh ok

*laughs in actually likes it*

Same

Lucifer: *puts hand on boi’s shoulder* I know the feeling. I despise pineapple on pizza as well.

*cough cough*

hawaii:

Same here

Boi, we need to stop Cloudy from leaving!

Wait, they want to leave!?

Oh no

Hey it’s me again, remember when I said Cloudy is leaving? Well, she’s back as Clear_Fox

*happy Italian noises* can you give me the link of the profile?

Mix : I actuall like it-

Wholesome : * This image *

Mix : Yes i did-

Wholesome : GET THE HOLY WATER-

Mix : Oh shit-

Mix : E-

Mix : No u

oh no