I’m unoriginal and wanted to post something so yeah

Can you make an xtopian?

Sure

alwayzbread: question...what can the slime do exactly?

Blorks: ok

alwayzbread: ok

Blorks: perfectly fine

alwayzbread: i see...and what of fire?

Blorks: I don’t really have any weaknesses

alwayzbread: huh ok

Blorks: yeah

alwayzbread: lol

Blorks: I can power things, just don’t plug me in

alwayzbread:hmm

Blorks: what?

alwayzbread: just thinking

Blorks: yeah so just don’t try to plug me in to anything and we’ll probably be good

alwayzbread: so now electricity

Blorks: what?

alwayzbread: my bad...so no electricity?

Blorks:im right here you know?

alwayzbread: no like...does it have powers...

Blorks: I have a gender!

Alwayzbread: and that gender is?

Blorks: im a guy you jerk

alwayzbread: well ok then...blorks...tell me...what can you do?

Blorks: well I can shape shift, I can harness the powers of light. Yeah basically I’m a shape shifting lightbulb

alwayzbread: hm..neat

Blorks: my powers can be pretty nifty sometimes but when people try to plug me into lamps. Let’s just say it doesn’t go well for them

alwayzbread: well...i have a question..how do you do against ice?