yay

You have a big ego

no i dont

Your ego is bigger than the Empire State

how? im literally doing nothing

It just is

and you forgot to put 'building'

No I didn't, it's sometimes call the Empire State, my dad is from New York, so shut

you shut the f**k up

NO U

no bitch

It's fine when I call myself a bitch, but it kinda stings when you do it...

exactly thats why i was questioning you

Guys are so weird...

girls are so weird, thats why they freaking cheat and shit

SOME of them do that, I don't

mHm sure

I don't

stop the cap

...wha

stop lying

I'm not

yes you are

How do YOU know?

i dont

Exatcly, so you can't be arguing with me rn

thats what she said, and its because you still like me isnt it?

No, it doesn't sting in THAT way, it stings in a more 'great, now I'm sad' way

oof, well i dunno

Also I'm forking married, so I don't still like you

lmao best comeback EVER
XD

Ye

yes i can, why did you break up with me? trying to hide the lies thats why

No, cause YOU kept breaking up with me for no reason, I couldn't take it anymore so I gave up

yes, yes you are

No, you are

liar

No u

stfu

No u

i never broke up, YOU did

BITCH, WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN! YOU BROKE UP WITH ME TWO TIMES! I NEVER BROKE UP, YOU DID

no you did

I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED IF I DID, BUT I DON'T!

Yep

because you did break up

No I didn't, I wouldn't have cried for two days the first time if it was me

LOL

F u

YOU FELL FOR IT

*groan*

hahahah

F U

if i were you i'd f**k me too

Not like that

LOL

God, you're such a pervert

it was you

No it wasn't!

stop LYING

I'm NOT

yes you are

NO I'M NOT!

oof you pleb

T~T

yes you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NO I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

hahaha, what does that mean?

It's an angry face

lets agree that you broke up, deal?

Fine