Why am I here-

hai

(hai this rp is gonna be a Trans Mineta Au because I'm running out of ideas)

Lana: ya need some help with that?

Mineta: *struggling to tie his binder* y-yeah...

(Hi)

(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dis gives meh an idea!)

Jess: *sitting in her room*

Lana: there we go!

Mineta: thanks...

Izuku: *comes in* Mineta, can I barrow a pen- oh!

Mineta: *hides his chest* l-look away!

Lana: sorry, Izuku,,, *closes the door as Mineta Cries*

(For this, jess is genderfluid, and she goes by Ash)

Ash: *grabs a big, baggy hoodie*

Mineta: *runs to Jess/Ash's room and hides under their desk* I can never show my face at this school again... Izuku's gonna reveal my secret...

Lana: Jess? Where's Minet- oh...

Ash: I can talk to him, and make sure he doesn't

Lana: okay... I have to go make Lunch...

Mineta: *still hiding, tears fall down his face*

Ash: *crawls under the desk and hugs Mineta*

Mineta: *hides behind Lana as everyone looks at him*

Lana: IZUKU MIDORIYA! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Izuku: I know I-

Lana: *casts her gender-bending spell* there, maybe that will teach you a lesson *creepy smile*

Mineta: *whispers* She's kinda creepy...

Ash: Wait- oh shit...

Lana: Ash, this is Aki.

Mineta: *still crying*

Ash: Okay...

Aki: Why is Jirou laughing now?

Mineta: *cries and Hugs Aki*

Lana: *puts her hand on Mineta's back*

Aki: *Whispers to Lana* Is it bad that sometimes I wanna hit Jirou in the back of the head? *Sigh* So what is Jirou bullying Mineta about now?

Ash: ...

Lana: *snaps twice* Next time, think before you open that big mouth of yours....

Mineta: Lana! you're so over-protective!

Lana: I just want to protect you, okay?

Ash: *runs off, down the hall*

Mineta: *goes back to his room*

Izuku: Well, you see, I already told Kaachan...

Lana: ARE YOU SERIOUS? ugh... *casts her "zip it" spell on both of them*

Ash: *crawls back out from under the desk and pulls the hood of le hoodie up*

Kirishima: *plays with a bouncy ball* So, I heard Mineta's trans....

Ash: Yea...*looks at the ground*

Lana: *casts a "glued mouth" spell on the girls, except her* there...

(gtg)

Aki: The hell?

Uraraka: Did you hear? *whispers in Jirou's ear* Bakugou told me...

Jirou: *puts her hand over her mouth* HAH! What a weakling! can't even find his identity!

Lana: *barges in to Jess's room* Bad news! it's starting to spread!

Ash: Who knows?

Kirishima: *pulls them in and hugs them* Heh. you're warm...

Mineta: *uses his balls to climb on the wall to climb*

Lana: *his tears fall on her head* Mineta! get down here!

Mineta: NO! they're gonna bully me!

Ash: *hug* *small smile*

Aki: Oh hey Lana! *Grumble* Jirou....

Lana: Izuku Midoriya you better keep your mouth shut about what you saw or I'll have to do it myself *holds up wand*

Izuku: u-uh...okay

Ash: *hits their head on the desk* ow...*looks at Mineta* better?

Lana: *uses a spell to make Mineta come down*

Uraraka: *pulls Mineta's ear* Wow, you're such a weirdo... Little girl..

Mineta: I told you, I'm a boy... *runs to Ash crying*

Lana: *gives Uraraka a death stare*

Ash: *hugs Mineta, glaring at Uraraka*

Aki: Tell me your birth quirk....

Ash: shape shifting

Aki: Nice! Well, I’ll see you around!

Ash: thanks...i guess...

My OC: Hey! You! I never got your name. What’s your name?

Ash: Umm....I'm Ash
(their birth name is Jess, but since they're genderfluid in this Au they go by Ash)

Aki: I’m Aki. My quirk is AWAL. I can teleport anything and anyone, anywhere. Using my quirk too much or teleporting too many things/people give me a headache.

Ash: oh, cool

Lana: *looks outside to see everyone whispering and glancing at Mineta's face* Everyone... *writes in book* note to self, don't EVER ask Izuku to keep a secret...

Ash: -ight, I got this...*walks out and glances at everyone*

Aki: So... what is YOUR quirk?

Ash: I have several quirks...

me who enclosed mineta in an indestructible little ball that he can roll around in: same here