I’m sorry...

Anyone wants bleach? Holy water? Unsee juice?

Basic cat: me

Which one?

Basic cat: b a y c l i n

I d k t h a t b u t o k ( g i v e s )

Basic cat: *drinks bayclin* d e l i c i o u s

Stickdanny:where do you want the bullet you lewd freak?

Mixmellow:*covers eyes*

Vinny: Stickdanny, your giving her ideas again...
Nako:well-
Vinny:* S M A C *

Stickdanny:wait what?!

Fireball:hey it’s not like someone’s gonna tel Nako to take off her clothes for no reason!

Basic cat: Don’t give her idea!!

Fireball:it’s not like she’s gonna do it.

Vinny:...
Nako:well-
Vinny:* S M A C A G A I N *

Stickdanny:*holding the pistol* REEEE!

Fireball:it’s not like she’s gonna do it. hopefully she isn’t anyways

What the f**k is going on here?

Stickdanny:i exactly don’t know....

Fireball:how’s your wife Poff?

Oh she's fine. But she's not actually my wife, yet.

Fireball:oh....

Stickdanny:I told you they weren’t married dude

Yeah... But maybe..... One day I'll ask her....

Stickdanny:ok..,

Fireball:you did it with her and had a baby... why aren’t you married?

Bro, I'm waiting for the right moment

Basic cat: *shrugs* welp... i don’t have any idea

Oh ok

Vinny:*IS STILL SMACKING NAKO*

Fireball:*shrugs* guess that’s not gonna happen. Phew

Stickdanny:*still holding the gun*

Vinny:*stops smacking her*may I please have the gun?

Stickdanny:yeah, her-

Weenie Burger:*takes the gun and breaks in half* I wonder what happens next.

Fireball:OH SHIT! Something vas’s about to happen! I know it.

Nako:I’m sorry, but I already have Alwazbread. Go fins someone else. Oh, and another thing, if you didn’t see my bio, I’m 200 years old...

Fireball:phew..

Weenie Burger:*beep*

Stickdanny:how the hell are you still young?

alwayzbread: heh heh...yeah...
duo: *mad as shit* MARRY HER ALREADY
alwayzbread: ...maybe

Nako:*stares in jojo reference*...bruh...

Stickdanny:what? I was just saying that your 200 years old and still looking like your young.

Fireball:I agree with Stickman here.

Weenie Burger:*sighs in disbelief cuz she didn’t take her clothes off*

Me:it’s hard to explain...

Stickdanny:ok.

Weenie Burger:*still down*

alwayzbread: *grabs vinny’s hand then starts freezing vinny*

Vinny:*ice cube*

alwayzbread: ok...you where doing to much...jotaro

Vinny:*UNFREZZE* BITCH WHAT DA F**K YOU SAY?!

alwayzbread: jotaro...wanna year it again?

Vinny:*bouta sting him into the next dimension*no, I’ve heard enough...

alwayzbread: oh..he’s approaching me HAHA!

Vinny:good to know. I’ll put that on your gravestone...

alwayzbread: RAPID FLASH FROST *starts attacking vinny*

Vinny:first of all, I’m a she...

alwayzbread: whoops...but no matter...the deceased only have one identity...dead!

Vinny:*doges*

*the ice starts going everywhere, only like 3 out of 6 will hit vinny unless she dodges*

Vinny:*doges*

alwayzbread: hm...so you do have some combat prowess....GLACIAL BURST! *you should know by now what that does...but i’ll explain..it makes several huge glaciers in the form of a circle shoot outward while alwayzbread stands in the center*

Vinny:*deflects whit sting worm*

alwayzbread: HARAH WINDS *uses a glacier formed half way out his hand then explodes it to knock people back*

Vinny:*is blown away and a little damaged*

alwayzbread: ANTARCTIC POWER FULL BLIZZARD 100% HAILSTORM HOWITZER!

*jumps super high in the air and spins quickly to become a tornado..makes contact with the ground and then a glacier like explosion forms...anything in distance of a nuclear explosion that would be unsafe is destroyed*

Vinny:*amperes to be missing from battle*

alwayzbread: hmm...no where did they go? *inhales* BUT IT WAS YOU! DIO!

Vinny: SURPRISE BITCH! *STINGS ALWAYZ*

alwayzbread: *gets hurt bad* a surprise attack...way to use the surroundings to your advantage...but you haven’t done enough homework...*stops having a frozen body* my power allows me to make anything icy through touch...and if i touch myslef? well im almost indestructible...you clearly had me bad before i had a chance to use it tho...A-

Vinny:N O P E !TSUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI T S U I !*WHILE SHE IS SAYING THIS SHE IS RAPIDLY STABING ALWAYZ WHITH STING WORM*

alwayzbread: *takes massive damage* hey..do you feel...tired-ish? *his wounds heal in an instant*

Vinny:what... the hell... did you do...*starts to become pale*

alwayzbread: it’s not what i did...it’s what it will do...now then..i’ll join your chant parade

glacier fist! HATSOHATSOHASTOHASTOHASTOHASTOHATSOHATSOHASTO

alwayzbread: now sleep tight

Vinny:*in major pain*what f**king “chant parade”...

alwayzbread: yknow when they go ORAORAORA! heheh

alwayzbread: also *touches without using ice* sllleeeeepppp vinny

Vinny:B-basterd...*dies*

alwayzbread: oh well shit...i was just trying to make them go to sleep..oh well
*uses a green ghost to revive vinny and helps her up” nice match *reaches for handshake*

Vinny:you f**king put me to sleep all right...*dusts her self of**shakes his hand*

alwayzbread: ay alright..so i have (accidentally) killed nako and vinny..both of which are very worthy competition and are friends..huh

Vinny:she’s not my friend. She killed my great grandfather in 18 something...

alwayzbread: she doesn’t have to be “your friend” she’s my friend
legit everyone: YOU MEAN GIRLFREIND
alwayzbread: ah- shush...she might show up *starts panicking because he’s never been a relationship before*

Vinny:oh okay...
Nako:I H E A R E D Y O U W H E R E T A L K I N G A B O U T M E !

alwayzbread: GAH! heeeeyyyyyy nako...what’s up?
Charlie: real smooth
alwayzbread: quiet you!

Nako:nothing much~

alwayzbread: heheheheeheh ah-gr-great
Astro *whispers* even im not that scared
alwayzbread: freezes him

not so fast, stick boy