this is a terrible idea

I dare you to
F**k ur gf

already have

F**k ur dog

no

xD

I dare u 2 make mum send u hentai

dont ask.

wasnt planning on it

good.

what

yes

slapp t27, then tell him it was my idea, because he will probably kill you.

i wont hurt you because you are my friend

o k b u t s t i l l

still what?

n u t h i n g

m h m

o k

bet, thats a gift right there

w a i t w o t m 8

lol nothing

*sus vibes right there*

lol

* b o n k *

what

*wait what is happening*

i dunno

ooook *extremely sus vibes*

*ducks*

*opens the door and slams you on the ground with the door* oh can you repeat again?

*karates you because i actually know karate*

*bites you*

*now hold the crispykentuckyfriedf**k up*

*rolls down window*oh, sorry i had the window up, can you say that again?

*ahem* I HAVE BEEN PLANNING A WEDDING, GOING TO A WEDDING, CELEBRATING MY BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY, AND TAKING CARE OF IRL PROBLEMS! I AM NOT SLOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!

you're slow

I HAVE BEEN PLANNING A WEDDING, GOING TO A WEDDING, CELEBRATING MY BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY, AND TAKING CARE OF IRL PROBLEMS! I AM NOT SLOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!

wdym? i have been dating her for almost a week now

ok.

*kills you*

Do you just use wolf templates cuz you want attention because they’re great animals, or just fakin’ it
Note:just because I’m being a bitch, doesn’t mean I’m trying to roast you.

April_Johnson dumbass

I think she meant your IQ is the percentage of how she pretends to like you

oh here we go again

you do realize i have a girlfriend stupid, you just f**ked yourself

*wait who bitch*

you have no vibes

*ahem* your IQ is like your girlfriends, nonexistent.