oof

O hai

ye

So

WHAT

Soooooo

whats up?

Idk I'm bored

ok, i thought you were gonna do something weird

Wot m8-

thanks, can i be owner?

lol

can i be mod of ms?

Ya

Helo

i guess im your pet wolf for the day

ERROR: first THREE people to comment

F**k u being my pet 4 a day, i hv 2 deal w/ u on a regular basis. -_-

*runs and jumps on you licking you*

ACK!

*jumps down and sits*

*wipes my face with my sleeve* what the actual bloody f**k?!

*yawns*

*glares at you*

*howls at you*

*sighs* no more food for you ever.

umm what

I think it would be funnier if i chopped off ur dick vs neutering u as an animal.

*turns back human* i dunno

great. This just turned into a episode of twilight.

f**k no

f**k yeah

not happening

*stabs your thigh* Is that so?

no

whtever. I dont hv wrk today so I'm very happy.

*stares at you in hate*

You shouldn't have licked me then. My face no one touches.

*growls*

Just saying.

*lays down*

*sits down beside you* You bored?

*licks you*

*pets your back* -_-

well atleast you didnt neuter me as a wolf

*smirks* piss me off and i will.

hahaha

Its true. I hate that movie series.

*rolls onto back*

*scratches your stomach*

nope, not happening

*gets out my knife*

*barks satisfied*

*stops*

im not even a wolf dumbass, im a human right now

I know.

*woof*

what?

it's awesome

ye!

yah

yea

*turns into a wolf and limps across the room*

*stands up* come back here cayde.

*runs into the door and body slams it rattling the house*

Can't you wait for just 5 minutes?!

*slams door so hard it opens*

*is picking up my dirty clothes* *is dressed in clean clothes* i was literally just about to come out.

*whines*

*shakes my head* *scratches behind your ears* *puts the clothes in the laundry* *looks down at you* what is it?

*barks at you and backs up tail wagging*

*smiles a bit* now you wanna go outside and play?

(lol, i got over 5 followers in the past few days im kinda curious as to why)

*walks back*

(oh cool)
Are you getting tired or do you still want to play? *gets the ball*

*licks your hand*

*laughs slightly* *boops your nose* boop.

*runs out the bathroom to the door*

*gets a ball* *opens the door and goes outside*

*sneezes*

*laughs*

*lays down at your feet panting*

Im gonna take that as a yes. *sits down* Just tell me when you wanna play again or go inside or whatever.

*turns into a human laying on back naked*

*shuts my eyes* oh my f**king lord. *runs outside*

*barks and runs and gets the ball*

Good job! *takes the ball and throws it again*

*lays head down*

*scratches behind your ears*

*follows you out the door*

*shows you the ball* *throws it*

*stands up slowly and walks to the door and taps on it*

*gets up* *opens the door*

*wakes up*

oh shit-

*stays outside* *shouts from the other side of the door* Cayde! put on some f**king clothes next time!

*chases the ball and catches it*

*brings the ball back*

*scratches underneath your chin* *throws the ball again*

*sits at your feet and stares at you*

Dont....dont you wanna play?

*rolls onto back*

*rubs your stomach*

(watch the video i sent you on insta, lol its freaking hilarious)

*chases the ball and grabs it*

*walks back fast*

(k)
*throws it again*

*walks inside and lays down on the cold floor*

*sits down in front of you* *pets your head*

I DID HAVE CLOTHES ON, i guess they came off when i fell asleep

Does it look like i give a crap?!

*pants and chases the ball at a fast jog*

(ok, i watched it XD)

well anyways, im staying naked, its my house now

UGH. *kicks the door*

*huffs*

*stops* *brings hand back*

*chases you and pees on you at the same time* (i want you to be my territory)

*runs for life*
(no!)

(YES)

*successfully soaks your whole leg*

YOU STUPID SON OF A LITERAL BITCH!
*goes inside to wash up*
(this is disgusting)

*follows and claws at the shut door* *whines*

*puts my head in my hands* oh my god.. this is literally taking care of a child.. *opens the door and lets you in*

*runs inside tail wagging and licks your face*

-_- *pets your head* Let me wash up. *goes to the bathroom and shuts the door* *locks it*

*sits down in a chair naked and faces the door*

*turns my back against the door and leans on it* put on some clothes so i can get inside, its f**king freezing out here.

nah im not, you can freeze all you want *goes to fridge and pours a cup of water*

*rubs my face* *goes around the house and breaks my room window* *gets inside and slams the door shut* *locks it* Well f**k you too!

hahahhaha, enjoy your cold room

Just shut up!

*bulletproof rear windshield doesnt do anything* *stomps the gas and drifts around a corner* *shifts back into third*

(lol, i'm starting 2 get mad irl. This is getting f**king ridiculous)
*follows you* *starts going 135* *pulls up in front of your open passenger seat window* *starts firing again while still looking at the road*

*cums on your door handle* ooooooooooooh yeah, that felt good

wtf

*gets out car and runs to my friends house*

*stops at your friends house* *breaks their window*

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU W**RE

WHY DO YOU AKWAYS TALK ABOUT YOURSELF

*always

(my window was never open retard and lol)

*stomps the gas rolling up on 200mph*

(reality can b wht ever i want it 2 b)
*jumps off my bike and onto your truck roof* *bike crashes*

now come out here i dare you!!! *walks in bathroom and puts on clothes*

Make me! *sharpens my pocket knife and puts it into waist band* *pulls my shirt over it*

YOU COME OUT HERE YOU DIE

You say another word you die!

SIKE!!!

*is at my house*

*opens door to race truck and slams it shut*

*turns the key and pats the gas*

*truck starts up louder than your motor cycle*

*pulls the floor shifter back in first and launches it*

*shifts into second and cruises down the road*

WHAT THE F**K.
*gets back on my motor cycle and chases you down*

*skides bomb under your door and blocks the crack under the door keeping it from coming out*

*timer set for 10 seconds*

F**K YOU

*laughs* get rekt kid

*slams the shifter into first doing a burnout*

*bumps shifter into second then third going over 130MPH*

*starts firing my glock 19 at your back windshield*

*runs out the door and blocks your window with boards*

*nails your door shut*

*gets my axe out of my closet* *chops down the door* *gets out of my room* YOU LITTLE SHITE!

NEVER

DONT MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND CUT YOUR TOUNGE OFF ALSO

*runs down the street as the bomb explodes*

*gets in car and drives a few blocks away*

*gets out of the house and watches it explode* *runs and gets on my motorcycle*

*swerves left and right* *drifts around a corner making you slide off*

*grabs onto the door handle* *climbs back up* f**king asshole. I just want to talk.

are you sure?

yes!

fine *slows down the truck*

Thank god.

*turns the truck off* what do you want?

*gets off the truck* * tries to open the passenger side car* Unlock it.

*reaches over and opens the door*

*gets in* *punches your jaw*

ow, i thought you just wanted to talk?

no. Since when have i ever talked things out?

good point, have fun getting your motorcycle

*closes the door* nope i think I'm staying here.

*sigh* what do you want now?

Nothing. But your my brother so i automatically have the right to annoy you.

get out my truck if you're gonna be annoying

*smirks* no i dont think i will.

fine, enjoy the ride

*reaches up and holds down the start button*

*pats the gas*

*trucks starts*

*reaches down and slams the shifter into first doing a burnout*

*slams the shifter into second then third and cruises*

I've been on scarier rides. *yawns*

oh but you have never rode with me before *swerves left then yanks a hard right burning the tires in a drift down a side valley*

ok so?

and you dont know how i drive

ok. Still been on scarier rides.

ㅤ

haha made u speechless again.

*stomps the brakes and watches you fly into the dash*

mhm sure

*strangles you* listen here you little shite.

no, try to type invisible i dare you

wht?

*laughs and pulls the shifter into reverse*

ok, now I'm just annoyed. *puts on seatbelt*

nevermind you big pleb

what ever.

*slams the gas*

ever rode with someone like this?

*turns wheel left then hard right and spins around*

*puts shifter in first and takes off wheels screeching*

Yes, my dad.

no you havent, what is your dad even in to?

rash driving.

so does my dad, thats where i get my need for speed

Thats where i get my ability to be unfazed at ur driving.

*drives straight at a car and doesnt turn*

*looks at you* Good job. You probably just committed murder.

*continue driving straight at the car*

:/

*swerves left and hits the brakes making your head hit the side window*

*puts my hand in between the window and my head* what's next u gonna run over people?

thanks for the idea

If u get arrested its ur problem not mine.

but you would be too as you're in my vehicle telling me to run over people

I didnt say to run over people!

mhm whatever

u know what? do whtever the hell you want i dont f**king care.

*whines and stays away*

Damnit! I cant even harm when you're like this! *puts my knife away*

*lays down*

Can you please turn back into a human? You're just too adorable like this.

*barks at you*

bark at your self bastard.

*barks and stands up whining*

*opens the door* here.

WOOF

wO0f

*growls in a 'you just didnt say that' kinda way*

what are you gonna do?

*barks*

I dont speak wolf but ok.

*jumps up and barks*

-_- great

*lays down and stares at you*

Its amazing that you can annoy me even when ur an animal.

woof

woof yourself

*whines and stays*

I'll come out with you.

*stares at you confused*

nvm

*runs and jumps on you biting you and clawing you*

*pushes you off* dont push your luck. I'll carve out your f**king heart if i have to.

*growls*

STOP GROWLING AT ME

*whimpers*

Sorry....

*lays head down*

*pets your head*

*falls asleep*

*stops petting*

*muffled bark*

what?

*growls and jumps off you*

*shakes my head* You are one annoying thing *wipes blood off myself*

*closes eyes*

*mutters under my breath* Thank god....*gets up to leave*

*runs to the door and follows you out*

*gets out also* *follows you*

*sees a squirrel outside the window*

You wanna go outside?

*stops and looks back at you* *shakes*

*raises an eyebrow*

*pees on your foot*

*jumps back before you can* Dammit go do that somewhere else.

*lays down*

Happy? You almost killed me. I wasn't even gonna do anything.

hey you're the one who commented here

yeah???

so it's not his fault he's your pet

oh! lol. I commented after like after 22 people saying that i dont want him 2 b my pet, i've 2 deal w/ him on a regular basis. and, he's like, ok, i'm ur pet now!

oh that makes sense

yes, it totally does.

yeah

lol

I'm not making one of these images because shit will happen

yeah a whole ton of shite will happen.

*turns into a wolf and pees on your leg*

-_- wht a day.

*barks at you*

Well, f**k u 2.

*growls and bites your hand*

*pokes ur eye*

*whimpers*

choose ur fights wisely bastard.

*bites your leg hard and runs dragging you across the ground*

*throws my hatchet into your stomach*

*uses my powers as a dog whistle

*puts headphones on

Cut it out

*watches you intently*

I think you're hungry. Are you?

Dont give him Puppy love

I'm trying my best not 2 b mean 2 him cause if i do he'll cry irl lol.

*stands up and shakes*

*rolls my eyes* happy now? You've humiliated me enough.

*dodges*

fine be like that.

*whines*

wht r u whining abt? U hv nothing 2 whine abt.

*nods*

now r u gonna go or wht?!

*jumps up and barks*

lol.

*lays down*

*scratches behind ur ear*

*grabs a leash and puts it over you

*barks at you*

ok fine here. *throws a steak*

*rolls over*

noo! Stop being a cute animal!

*barks*

wht?!

*barks at you*

wht are you barking at?!

*growls at you and barsk*

stand down boy.

*rubs head on your hand*

*pets your head*

*eats the steak fast*

I cant believe I'm being nice 2 u.

*walks away from you tail waggaing*

wagging*

Finally!

*lays down*

good job. Now stay down.

*nuzzles your hand*

*scratches the scruff of your neck*

yeah and then I'll want to jump off a cliff

lol yeah thats understandable.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I know

ye

i cant c the gif.

it's two cats fighting with lightsabers

aww.

so basically it goes on forever

yeah ik

I could watch that forever even though it's just a loop

lol i would too