Anyone else like my wife's ass? If so, please say so in comments!

lol

She's pretty hot, huh?

that ass can take me to neverland any day!

Exactly. I can divorce her so you can tap that azz if you want. Just let me know and I'll call my divorce attorney again.

i hope you know i'm joking

Oh dang, cuz I already put the pieces in motion. My wife's gonna be pissed.

ah shit, I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

Oh, well, then I'll postpone it until 2026. By then, it will be totally legit. No worries.

nice, thanks bro.

No problem, broseph.

You really should be careful around hovercrafts. One time, I saw a hovercraft suck a lady up into its innertube and spit her out and she was missing her boobs and her right knee had been exploded and became a deer antler.

holy shit

Exactly.

Lol

call em up!

I did, but he's busy. He trains elephants for a circus and he's training a new one today and the rest of 2020 and all of 2021, so I cannot make this happen until 2021, okay? Really sorry for the delay.

K

maybe i am!

No, don't lose your mind because it's really hard to find them once they get lost. Be careful. Safety first. Look both ways before you cross a river because you never know when a hovercraft could come barreling down a river and squashing your brains.

that was vaguely specific

thats not ur wife,

thats an actulal person with life points, not imgflip points

Not true, that is too my wife! I have so many real life points that I use them to my poop off my asshole and butt cheeks.

uh huh sureeee if she was your wife would u be advertising her f**king ass???

Ummmmmm, yes. Upvote for you, though!

Its a joke lmao

😂😂😂Why would someone want to be with u?

LOL, you are one hilarious top of the class Harvard graduate!