Red vs Blue

who knows...cause i could win
alwayzbread: i would win

Nightfall: *eating humans with demon crucifix* go on...

alwayzbread: i could probably win..with you being an exception

Demon crucifix! -_-
Blood: I’m not in this...

alwayzbread: heh...GLACIER BURST *he surrounds himself. centered in a glacier he then uses harsh winds to blast everyone away

*Blood and demon crucifix are standing in the same spot*

alwayzbread: hmm..completely undeterred..rad

Blood: *the grim reaper* cool trick
Demon crucifix: it’s cold...

alwayzbread: indeed it’s a COOL trick
Charlie: (ba dum crassh)

Blood: -_-
Demon crucifix: I LOVE CHEESY PUNS!

alwayzbread: haha

Ahchah: hmmmm.... Which side is the easiest to kill... I mean- uh, to work with?? Hehe

Nightfall: Eric’s
Eric: nightfalls

Ahchah: *mind: maybe I can kill both*

Ahchah: *smiles creepily*

Nightfall: *large wings unfold* boi, I was bitten by the devil

Ahchah: I am the embodiment of dark magic

Nightfall: have you destroyed a whole space-time-continuum?

Ahchah: well, if you feel dizzy, you are probably about to die of blood loss

Nightfall: I’ll keep that in mind

Ahchah:ok

Ahchah: yeah

Nightfall: THIS IS F**KING COOL!

Nightfall: even tho you don’t posses the powers of life or destruction that’s cool

Ahchah: well I uh, I kinda do...

Nightfall: let’s see it

Ahchah: *clicks fingers and several miles of forest and grassland dies*

Ahchah: that's the bare minimum

Nightfall: *summons giant black hole and 2000 acres of land fall in it* that is my bare minimum

Ahchah: *causes the sun to die out* oh I thought you wanted absolute bare minimum

Nightfall: *makes the moon crash into another planet and it blows up* oops, that was a bare bare minimum

Ahchah: I can also make people bleed from their lungs and stomachs through their mouths, want me to try it out? *Looks at him maliciously*

Nightfall: sure

Ahchah: *points hand at nightfall and he starts intensely and painfully bleeding from mouth*

Ahchah: yup

Nightfall: do you feed on human beings, and have you defeated a intergalactic being?

Ahchah: sort of, and yes

Nightfall: cool

Nightfall: and three universes?

Ahchah: only one... But did you singlehandedly destroy hundreds of people's lives due to slight insecurities?

Nightfall: nope, I destroyed billions

Ahchah: same here, in many differtways...

Plasma: me, who is a chaotic neutral and always will be.

Distotioness: ...

Hexeon: why are you two here?

Plasma: Ah.. nothing. I’m just saying I rarely take sides.

Hexeon: that’s a lie and we all know it. Distotioness here on the other hand never takes a side, usually.

Plasma: got me there.

Eric: bruh