im so original

Me: B LO W U P T H E D O O R !

alwayzbread: thank me for immortality

Me:W E L C O M E

alwayzbread: uh, yea..that’s exactly what i meant

Me:(image)

Charlie: god complex any-
alwayzbread: pulls out vacuum
Charlie:...never mind

Me:what now?

Astro *pulls out a gun*: while smiling says: im going to have to ask you to put him back in there please..^-^

Me:*narrows eyes* I refuse

alwayzbread: well yes...except...being my opposite...he has flames that flow through his hand....but his body is alwayz cold...and i have ice that transfers through touch..but im legit alwayz on fire

Me:HHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM

Astro: hmm..this isn’t my cup of tea..oh here it is *pulls a teacup* but... I REALLY HAVE NO CHOICE DO I!? 65% STARSCREAM *jumps up and at light speed falls back down in an explosion* alwayzbread: how are we.... dark alwayzbread: hello there..

Me:HOLD UP-

alwayzbread: think of todoroki...but if half of him was edgy and had his fire...and the other half was also kinda edgy but had cotton candy hair and had ice...

Me:totoruni

hah

X3

dark alwayzbread: ..please...call me duo
alwayzbread: ok
duo: so i heard Astor went A-wall

Me:yeah...

duo: gotcha, listen Astro
Astro: hm..who’s your friend alwayzbread?

Me:my name is... M....
And I live somewhere in the US, a somewhat bad place. I go to bed at about 8 o’ clock. I don’t smoke, vape, or drink. I don’t know why I am telling you this but I am...

Astro: oh not you...but thanks for the introduction...i was talking about him..
*points at duo*
duo:...HEATWAVE

*litteral flashing explosion *

Me:oh you can blow things up to?

:( also im making an oc soon

ok