This is so orginal-

Butter: T-Talk with t-them

Glitz: plan world dominating with them

Skylar: see what they wanna do

*is drunk as f**k* *drunk italian noises*

Cloudy: Boi, your drunk again-

No *burps* I'm *hic* not.

Cloudy: You have a child....

I know *hic*. So I *hic* decided to *hic* get drunk one last *hic* time

Cloudy: -c-

I promise *hic* this is *hic* the last timr

Cloudy: Fine Fine. But IM telling Poff.

What!? C-c-cloudy, we're friends, you would never do such a thing to me, would ya....? *sweats*

Cloudy: *sigh* Fine.

*sighs in relief* thank you. You got me worried there

Cloudy: Oh jeez...
*poff walks in Maria*
Poff: Hey Cloudy!

Cloudy: You better promise you wont anymore... At least not in front of the child.

Of course *hic* not. I'm Italian *hic* not a monster

Cloudy: Your also drunk.

Yup. *falls asleep*

*still sleeping* *is not drunk anymore but sleeps anyways*

Poff: Aw... Look at him...
*poff sits next to him*
Cloudy: -c-

*wakes up* oh hi Poff

Maria: Da...da....
Poff: aww...

... This is the happiest day of my life TvT

Poff: Really? What is it?

*takes out a trombone* the tromBONE

Maria: *happy baby skelly noises*
Poff: *hugs boi*

*boops Maria's nose*

Maria: Da! *happy noises*

You sure are a cute little one

Maria: da....
Poff: No no, Dad..
Maria: Da?

*more happy skeleton noises* good enough for me

Poff: Hello, boi :3
Maria: daaa...

Wait.... Are you trying to say dad!? *happy skeleton noises*

Maria: *wheeze*
Poff: *giggles*

Anyways, I wanted to tell you that I started playing an instrument

Maria: Eeeee...
Poff: She get it from her father.

Nah, I think she get it from her mother ;)

*Poff hands Maria to boi*

*holds Maria* c'mon, try say "dad"

*poff blushes* You bone head.
*Maria laughs*

I can see that this tickles Maria's funny bone

Poff: I think so..

Let's go buy some toys for Maria then.

Poff: Good idea!

Is there a baby toys store in OC city?

Maria: Bone!
Poff: -c-

*le gasp* say that again *happy skeleton noises*

Poff: Yes...

So, what should we do now?

Maria: *happy noises* bone!
Poff: Her first words?!

... I will remember this moment for the rest of my entire life TvT

Poff: NOOOO
*maria laughs*

*plays the fail music on the trombone*

*poff stands up*

Poff: *shurgs*

We should buy some toys for Maria

I have an idea. We can ask someone to babysit Maria while we buy the toys, so that it's a surprise for her

Poff: Mhm! Lets see what she will like.

Let's go then. Want me to teleport us there or we just walk?

Poff: Teleport!

Okie dokie *teleports them there* here we are

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