I drew this for no reason, really, that’s the reason.

This aged well

Yep.

what are you doing? i'm trying to take a piss

“Okay but why aren’t you jumping on me that’s what you’re supposed to do.”

i might do it f**king later. no im a f**king enemy your supposed to jump me. okie dokie then let me pull up my pants first then maybe i'll jump on you.

MAYBE? MAYBE!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND!? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERF**KER!

let me get my pants first.

Ugh, fine.

Stickdanny:oh come on! Seriously Mucky?!

Mucky: *still pointing at Bob*

Stickdanny:I don’t believe you

Mucky: okay then.

*Reddy was staring at the beautiful “art”.*

*stickdanny then punches Mucky’s face*

*and his hand is stuck inside of him.*

Stickdanny:uh oh... *tries to get his hand off*

Mucky: -w-

Fi: which one of you drew that

Lunis: uh oh

Mucky: *still pointing at Bob*

*Fi just eats Bob*

Lunis: what did I expect

Lux: aaaaaa-

Lunis: My brother is a fall guys imposter hybrid

Bloo: oh.

Noa: you people are mad horny

Mucky: Bob is the only one here who’s horny-

Bob: why me!?

*noa points to thomas*
Noa: really?

Mucky: wait wh-

Noa; sure he’s only 15 but like
*thomas is looking at r34*

Mucky: oh my god.

Sparky: trust me I totally didn’t search up “Slime inflation” images.

Mucky: then what’s that down there?

Sparky: ..shit.

Thomas: what’s so wrong with it punks?!
Noa: you’re 15
Thomas: you wanna fight?!

StickCat: oh shit-

Lux: here we go again.

Noa; no I don’t
Thomas: that’s what I thought
Noa: bruh
*lili appears*
Lili: you don’t threaten my brother like that you little punk. Ok?
Thomas: (his mind): damn she’s hot

StickCat: good.

*she pets him on the head once*
Lili: ok I gotta go somewhere so goodbye guys. Goodbye Sam
*she kisses him on the forehead again*
Noa: what’d I tell ya sticks?
*he follows Lili as she leaves*

Sparky: jeez-

Mucky: get a towel.

Sparky: why?

Mucky: there’s a snake in your pants.

Sparky: but-

Mucky: IT’S GOING TO ESCAPE ANY SECOND NOW.

Lili; I doubt there’s a snake in your pants. You ok hon?
*shes asking stickcat*

StickCat: oh wow.

Noa: she can be a real badass when she wants to be
Lili: I wouldn’t call it that, just call it looking out for others

StickCat: goodbye.

*bugs elbows stickcat*
Bugs: looks like somebody’s got a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRLFRIEND

Lux: yeah-

*lili brings thomas to bugs and drops him*
Lili: your brother here was stirring up some trouble. You should keep a close eye on him
*she then goes back to the others*
Lili: well that’s that

Sparky: aaa-

Thomas; none of y’all are my paren-
Bugs: seeing as you are a minor and she is not, such an affair is actually illegal. So shut up and admit that you’re not the guy for her thomas

StickCat: yeah..

Sparky: this is not a snake it’s a dick-

Mucky: JUST HIDE IT WITH A TOWEL IT’S EMBARRASSING.

Sparky: yeah good point I’m just going to get one-

Lili: oh- oh I thought you were talking literally...
*she tosses him a towel*
Lili; there you go

StickCat: ;—;

Bugs: stick cat and Lili sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G-

Sparky: uh Thomas? you okay?

*he notices he’s drooling a bit*
Thomas: oh shit-
*he wipes it off*
Thomas; why do you care?
*lili doesn’t seem to notice*

Sparky: thank you.

Lux: I’m scared shit now Thomas is only 15 yet he wants older women.

Thomas: you’re not my dad!
*lilli ignores him*
Lilli: no problem

Sparky: okay then.

Noa: well what do we do with him now?
*points to thomas*

StickCat: *whisper* she is way older than you...

Thomas; does it look like I care? What do you want punk?
*he pushes stikcat to the ground*

StickCat: aaaaaaaa-

Bugs: that was very immature of me but I’ve never been able to act like normal 13 year olds so I was getting that out of the way
Thomas: I would’ve been a better boyfriend
Bugs: she is 9 years older than you...

Sparky: idk-

Noa; I’m pretty sure bugs is elsewhere tho
*lilli slings Thomas over her shoulder and starts to carry him off*

Sparky: yeah.

*noa comes back*
Noa: and I’m back, but I’m not sure where Lili went. She said she needed to do something

StickCat: I just don’t want to end up having to beat the shit out of you again.

Thomas: like that’s gonna happen. You’re just a puny little stickman that no one will ever love
*he tries to punch him, but Lili blocks the punch and throws him against a wall*
Lili: sorry love, but you can’t just go beating people up over me
*she helps stickcat up*

Bloo: o.

Lili: ey bud
*she pats stickcat on the back*
Lili: he shouldn’t bother you anymore

Lux: aaaaa-

Thomas: stfu
Lili: I could break your arm sugar so I’d watch your mouth

Lux: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

*thomas is quiet*
Lili: much better