YOU KNOW YOU'RE A KIWI WHEN; YOU END MOST OF YOUR SENTENCES BY SAYING 'EH'; WHEN YOU HEAR 'SWEET AS' YOU KNOW IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TASTE. THE CORRECT NAME FOR FLIP FLOPS IS JANDALS. THE BEEHIVE ACTUALLY HAS NO BEES IN IT. YOU ARE 100% SURE THAT THE PAVLOVA IS A KIWI CREATION. YOU CAN'T TRUST AUSSIES BECAUSE OF THE UNDERARM BOWLING INCIDENT; YOU KNOW THAT WHAKAPAPA SOUNDS LIKE A SWEAR WORD BUT ACTUALLY ISN'T. A DAIRY IS SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAS VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH DAIRY.