I got hit by a ambulance. What would you do?

Irony

Basic cat: i’ll do everything for you!!! No matter what it costs, no matter if that weird or not-

Cub-E: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Basic cat: what...

Psychocat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Basic cat: dude...

PUNny Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Basic cat: *face palm* hhhhh... i will not do that...

Cub-E, Psychocat, PUNny Sans: aaaww man....

Creeper:*calls 911*
Dr. Perry: According to my ob-
Crusher: Dude we know they're f**king bleeding everywhere!
Fawty: What the hell is going on

Bloo: oh shit!

Stickdanny:GET DA BANDAGES SHE’S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!

Fireball:*facepalms*

StickCat: calm down.

Fireball:yeah

Stickdanny:NO! She’s been hit by an ambulance!

StickCat: we can find a way to fix this-

Stickdanny:like what?

StickCat: I- actually, idk.

Butter: *grabs Skylar*

Glitz: *grabs Skylar*

Skylar: *proceeds to examine her wounds and help her heal due to being a doctor*

Butter: A-Anything I-I c-can do t-to help S-Sky?!

Skylar: Get more bandages and tools from the ambulance that hit her and alert the drivers to send a new care... *continues working on her wounds*

Butter: y-yes maam *does exactly that*

alwayzbread: oh sham
Charlie: DUDE GET THE BANDAID!
Astro: scratch that...get an AMBU-oh
alwayzbread: *slaps his head* dipwad

*Clarkson appears with a medic*

Clarkson: I brought my buddy, Clayton. He's a medical expert.

Clayton: Ight, who's wounded?

Stickdanny:Cerasus_Ceave, she got hit by an ambulance!

Fireball:oh the irony

*Clayton examines Cerasus's wound*

Clayton: I've seen this before... Bit of a head wound. Nothing I can't fix.

*He wips out a vial of red liquid from a pouch*

Clayton: Here, take this. It's healing medicine. It'll make you feel a bit better while I get bandages.

Stickdanny:thank you Clayton :)

Fireball:it’s still ironic that she got hit by a car filled with doctors

*Clayton smiles*

Clayton: Just doing my duty to the people!

Stickdanny:hi-five! *give Clayton a hi five*

*Clayton Hi-fives back*

Clayton: Thanks my man! Now for the bandages...

*He wips out a bandage roll and hums as he bandages Cerasus's head*

Stickdanny:your welcome ^-^

*Clayton finishes bandaging Cerasus's head*

Clayton: Alright! That should do it. Keep it on for, say 1 to 2 weeks and will have healed.

Stickdanny:*smiles*

Stickdanny:ok, thanks again Clayton :)

Clayton: Anytime!

Get in the ambulance

Lol

LoL

XD

Me:... you saw nothing....
My cat Queen:*meows in “No she is not...”

*picks them up*
Cream: I chu fam!

Me:thanks :)

Vik: *Use healing power*

Josuke me: Wait...

Me:oh no...

U ok?

Me:*runs*CANT TOUCH ME!

Oh ok