why do radio stations do this

My classmate already has her Christmas crap up she’s had it up since like the beginning of October

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*The spirits of Halloween would like to murder your classmate for insulting them and their holiday.*

look i can do almost any christmas song, just not jingle bell rock. cant do jingle bell rock.

...still waiting for the demon known as Michal Bublee to emerge from his cave...
It’s a wonder we haven’t seen or heard from him yet...