Of course I’m talking about mortals and not gods but whatever

Weenie Burger:*hiding Acid’s panties behind his back whistling*

Weenie Burger:huh?

Acid: I’M 14 YOU PEDO!

Mobile Task Force: you are under arrest for—

Plasma: enough with that. *Grabs Weenie Burger* Your gonna wish you never did that.

Weenie Burger:*pulls out the Uno +4 card* boom, now she’s 18.

Stickdanny:I don’t think that’s how it works

Acid: that’s not how it works dumbass. *Angry as hell*

*the police arrive*

Stickdanny:see?

Weenie Burger:*drops Acid’s panties and runs for it* AAAAAHH! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING! *flies away*

*Plasma warps reality to make it so Weenie Burger doesn’t have wings so he falls from where he was*

Plasma: Pedos deserve to be burnt alive.

Weenie Burgr:AAAH! Ow! I didn’t know she was 14! I swear, and it was just a pair of panties!

*Police hand cuff him*

PO 1: and you broke several laws to get so.

PO 2: uh.. should I just call you—

Acid: yes I would like to press charges.

Weenie Burger:*shoots himself in the face with a cop gun*

*GenderBendy changes Weenie Burger’s gender.*

Weenie Burger (girl):THE HELL?!

Acid: *still angry but chuckling*

Plasma: I’m still gonna kill him.

Weenie Burger:uh oh.. *drops Acid’s panties*

Hex: *smug face*

GenderBendy: feel their pain.

Weenie Burger:REEEE, CHANGE ME BACK!

*Beat was just eating a McFlurr.*

Beat: w-what?

GenderBendy: WAIT YOU SHOULD BLAST HIM WITH LOUD MUSIC!

Weenie Burger:the hell are you eating?!

Stickdanny:one of the cursed images the world has ever thought..

Beat: so yeah I’m eating plastic bricks.

Beef Dog: hey girl you wanna-

*Hex vores Beef Dog.*

Hex: NO-

Weenie Burger:I WANNA BE BACK TO A BOY! DSSS

GenderBendy: fine.

*Weenie Burger becomes a guy again.*

Weenie Burger:thank you

Beat: it tastes good wdym?

Weenie Burger:*walks away*

Stickdanny:your kinda eating a Mixel...

Beat: but it was supposed to be a Lego series so technically I’m eating Legos.

Stickdanny:(O_O)

Acid: nice play. *Angry but somewhat laughing*

Plasma: can I still kill Weenie Burger?

Lux: let me eat his ashes afterwards.

Plasma: *thinking*

Acid: oh for god’s sake... just do it.