So once upon a time a woman lied about her age and got laid by a guy who was 10 years older than her and got pregnant. So on the 24th of January 2007 a little shit was born to a woman named leslie. LEsLiE didn't know who the father was and my dad, jAkE, didnt even know i was born until i was like two. AnYwAyS, my 17 year old mom was f**king guys and fed me nachos and mountain dew as a baby. When my real dad, jAkE, found out i was alive, he immedietly got blood test results on meh and showed he was the father. So, he let my mom stay with him bc why tf not, and she would be gone late at nights most nights and was a pig and my dad finally couldnt take it anymore and kicked her out and she took 3 year old little shit with her. THEN, my dad kinda forgot about me and my mom kept lying to me about who my dad was and then met a man named travis, had a kid with him ( havent seen my half brother in 6 years ) and got married and divorced in 3 months and then about 7 months later tried to get back together and then that didnt work out and my mom was doing drugs so i lived with my 'dad', MiKe, and it was good there for like 4 months and then all the sudden im at my grandmas and my dad stops by ( i dont know him ) and takes my to here and i was 8 and now im thirteen and here we are.
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