Does anyone remember Julia Gillard?

YOU KNOW JULIA GILLARD? SHE WAS AUSTRALIA'S FIRST PRIME MINISTER. SHE DIED AND WAS ASKED BY SAINT PETER: 'DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL?' JULIA REPLIED: 'PLEASE GIVE ME A VISION OF EACH.'; SATAN SHOWED HER A VISION OF HELL WHERE EVERYONE WAS PLAYING GOLF AND DRINKING THEIR PINA COLADAS. 'NOW I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IN HEAVEN,' JULIA SAID. PETER SAID: 'COME ON IN.' NONETHELESS, JULIA COMPLAINED: 'THIS PLACE IS BORING. LET ME RETURN TO HELL.'; SO SATAN SHOWED HER FIRE AND PEOPLE SCREAMING. 'OH NO. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS WHAT HELL WAS LIKE!' YELLED JULIA, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. 'I SHOWED YOU JUST A FORETASTE OF HELL, NOW THIS IS REALITY!' SMILED THE DEVIL