That’s gotta hurt more than any nail

hes not wrong

Not to be THAT GUY, but He actually died of suffocation. Because of the way He was hanging off the cross, His internal organs were squeezed together so He couldn't breath. He could, yes, push Himself up from the nail through His feet to relieve the pressure on His internals (which is why the Romans often broke the legs of people they crucified) , but 1. It was incredibly painful to do so, and 2. His purpose was to die on the cross, not live for as long as possible on it. Again, I don't want to be THAT GUY, and I understand it's a joke, but historical inaccuracies like that still bug me nonetheless.

It was just a joke...

I know. It's just that, like I said, historical inaccuracies like that bug me, even though it's a joke.

Ooooooooooof

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DONT JOKE ABOUT THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PLUS HE DIDNT DIE BECAUSE OF RUSTY NAILS HE DIED (possible answers) suffocation, thirst, hunger

oooooooooookkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

now delete this is this very bad (makes sense for a roast) but this is still an insult to god

I see you're new to the internet. lighten up, it's just a joke.

still itsn an insult!

good

3

That’s gotta hurt!

it was three

BRUH

what do you mean BRUH it was three rusty nails in some wood. He was outnumbered.

Yout missed the entire joke didn't you

I'm well aware how Jesus died

no i mean i get the joke but i just wanna make it clear he was outnumbered

*triggered*

Then why not just respond normally to the meme-

because I wanted to have a conversation like this in the comments. : ? )

Oh ok den

and I couldn't find the "its three actually" meme

oh thanks man

:I

R e k t

he was crucified he wasnt killed by an nail

he was mailed to the cross

yeah but it wasnt a "rusty nail" that killed him that is dishonest and a trick statement because he did die from crucification (so from nails) but the person who said that implied he died from a bacterial infection.

*nailed
I guess I have stupid too