Griefer (aw man)

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
I'm not the most vicious of villain
I'm nicking it just to make Vanilla thrilling
I'm not into killing but if you were given the gift of intuition
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
I'm terrible shy and I don't know why
So please, do me the following courtesy
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm averse to being observed at night
So if you see me, you deserve to die

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no
No

see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you're jibbering, jabbering like an old
Man reminiscing of back in the war
I'm naturally, massively tall
I should be practising basket-ty ball
But I can't find a ball without corners at all
So, I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes
But be aware this is my home
I roam through the night alone hoping to find someone I can bone
But I'm out of sight and mind and time like a rotary-dial phone
I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no
Rockit

You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no

Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
I'm chasing after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight until you die
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse
So easily amused to watch you die
Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive
I have you in my sights
No, no, no, no

Now you see me, now you don't
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
Oh no, I'm on a mission to win this staring competition
I'll let you live on just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
No, no,

I WROTE THE WHOLE FREAKING SONG BY MY SELF IT TOOK THREE HOURS

sorry, but you have to join my song.

oh my freaking god
i broke my left hand in the making

sorry

it ok

Uh, that song was written by Dan Bull

i meant typing it

Then you aren’t a very fast typer

im a sixth grader

I'm a 7th grader

Griefer? (aw man)
So we back in the craft
Got or blocks being placed from left to right
Left left to right
This task a grueling one
Hope to go to the end tonight night night
The end tonight
Heads up
You hear a sound turn around and see him
Total shock fills your body
Oh no that griefer again
I think i remember that skin skin skin
skin skin skin
Cause baby tonight
The griefer tryna steal all my diamonds tonight

Griefer (aww man)
So we back in the realm
Placing blocks and grinding for sand and stone
Sand-sand and stone
This job's a boring one
Hope to make this house on my own-own-own
Own-own-own-own

Watch out
You hear a block being broke so looook out
Go outside, look for trouble
Oh no, it's him again,
That guy's the worst guy on this realm-realm-realm
Realm-realm-realm-

'Cause baby toniiiiight
The griefer's tryna ruin our builds again
*builds again*
Baby toniiiiight
Get your gear, water and run again
*run again-gain-gain*

And fight-fight that guy that likes-likes
To break our statues just to have fun
'Cause baby toniiiiight
The griefer's tryna ruin our builds again
*builds again*

Just when we thought he left
Hear explosions coming from right that way
*right-right that way*
Check out what's going on
See a TNT 'bout to wreck our day
*wreck-wreck our day*

'Splosion
And another one comes flying from his cannon
Fix the paths on the double
Now let's go get that guy
Beat him till he gives up and dies-dies-dies
*dies-dies-dies-*

'Cause baby toniiiiight
The griefer's tryna ruin our builds again
*builds again*
Baby toniiiiight
Get your gear, water and run again
*run again-gain-gain*

And fight-fight that guy that likes-likes
To break our statues just to have fun
'Cause baby toniiiiight
The griefer's tryna ruin our builds again
*builds again*

(Yo) Open your chest, grab those swords, kill him baby
You gonna swing like you so MLG pro
My sword's made of netherite so come at me bro
Huh, Griefer in your room at night
Grab that sword get ready to fight
Every single day and all night
Griefer stealing, all right
Look at me look at you
Taste my sword that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a miner baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear right trough you

'Cause baby tonight
The griefer tryna steal all my diamonds tonight
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last,
Last night of your life, life, show them your sword,
'Cause baby tonight,
The griefer's trying to steal all our diamonds again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And swing, swing until it's done, done,
Until the griefer gives up stealing more
'Cause baby tonight, the griefers tried to steal all our diamonds again
Taste my sword (woo)

Hacker? (aw frick)
So we back in the hive
Got or swords swinging from left to right
Left left to right
This kills a grueling one
Hope to go to get the win tonight night night
The win tonight
swords up
You hear some steps turn around and see him
Total rage fills your body
Oh no that hacker again
I think i remember that name name tag
name name tag
Cause baby tonight
The hacker gonna win all my games tonight

Creeper aww man Hive edition